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She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago.

My mother’s feng shui doctor approves.

Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter:

"I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in."

As for that awkward encounter the other night with Pip and Shelf – photos are attached of all three leaving the restaurant separately.

Us Weekly reported on the incident on its website yesterday after Splashnewsonline.com broke the news first. The magazine likely received a phone call from Shelfy’s people because the most curious detail was added to their version of the story:

Apparently Jessica Biel “looked gorgeous” but Britney “didn’t look her best”.

Oh Shelfy...

Are you really so desperate?

Is that the only way you can beat her? Because it still won’t get you a JOB.

Did you know that Mischa Barton is shooting a movie right now? Which means Mischa f-cking loser is working but Jessica Biel isn’t? Just thought I’d mention…

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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