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Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos.

This is probably why Emma’s moved on to Bruce. Bruce may not have had a hit in years but Bruce is still richer than ass. With more influence than Stamos on the B List.

Which is why John Stamos is perfect for Jennifer Aniston. Having lived in a Pitt shadow for so long, she needs to upgrade with a downgrade. Perhaps John is now free to pursue her? They’d look lovely together, non?

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