Bruno Mars, King of Vegas. I never quite believed the gambling debt rumours because if someone did have to pay off a hypothetical $50 million, there are easier ways to do it than touring. 

 

That actually seems like the most difficult way to pay it off. 

 

Netflix corporate account please don’t do this to us. 

I have read a lot of Instagram comments and generally have a “people who post negatively on celebrity pages are only embarrassing themselves” view of parasocial interactions, but for JoJo Siwa, it’s deeper. People are SO mean to her. 

 

She’s 22 and came straight out of the child stardom pipeline from reality TV, which has no oversight or protections in place. It is something we have seen and talked about over and over and over but the childhood stardom cycle persists. “But she’s annoying” is not a justification. 

 

From JoJo Siwa to Louis Tomlinson, who is still dealing with a deranged corner of the 1D fandom who something something fake babies and coded messages. This is like Robsten truthers. Are they still out there too? Never mind, I don’t want to know!

 

Welcome to the Bravo club(house), Dan Levy. Some of us have been here for 20 years but we always welcome new members.

 

A Stella McCartney wine collaboration with Avaline, which is owned by Cameron Diaz and Katherine Powers… what is the market for this? Like who is seeking out this particular collaboration between a fashion designer and a celebrity alcohol brand. This is peak celebrity endorsement crossover with no grounding in any kind of expertise except “we like wine.” This is what Tina Fey was talking about regarding celebrity product lines. 

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