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Caleb Followill is engaged – Us Weekly reports exclusively. Her name is Lily Aldridge. A model, obviously. They’ve been together a while. And in exactly four weeks from tomorrow, Kings of Leon will release the highly anticipated Come Around Sundown, their follow-up to the massively successful Only By The Night.

Am attaching a few shots of Caleb and Lily together. The Lilys and Miranda Kerrs and Rosie Huntington-Whiteleys – just me or are they all starting to blend together and look the same? Yeah, yeah, I have a Chinese hawk nose, a lopsided face, and short legs.

Here’s why I’m really happy with the band today though. Thanks to Kate for sending along this video. As you know, I hate Emile Hirsch. My friend Laura remembers all too well how much I hate Emile Hirsch. Click here for a refresher.

Turns out that Caleb and Jared think Emile Hirsch is a twat too. I’m telling you, he’s a f-cking loser.




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