Of all the people who have been objecting to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP”, I didn’t expect to hear from this woman. But then again, Tiger King didn’t take over my life the way it took over others. I had all but forgotten Carole Baskin until this headline about her accusing Cardi’s wet ass pussy for abusing pussies. In response, Cardi, as you would expect, told Carole about herself. Why are we still talking about Carole Baskin? Have I mentioned that I have a hard time telling her husband apart from Mitch McConnell? (Dlisted) 


NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I didn’t not need to know this. I already had to see the f-cking movie for work (it was on the same weekend as Pacific Rim starring Idris Elba and Charlie Hunnam, what do you want from me?) and now, now I have realised two things: the Annabelle doll is real, what?! And it’s now on the loose? Stop your goddamn f-cksh-t, 2020. I give up. (Pajiba)

What. In The F-ck. Is going on here? As thirsty of a bitch as I am, I can tell you right now that I would never, ever, ever have myself taped to a billboard. This is crazy. Do you know how much sun damage you could be exposed to? How hot that would be? And how much it would hurt to get that sh-t ripped off your body?! (Go Fug Yourself) 

Vincent Cassel wouldn’t do a comic book movie and that works out well because I don’t think anyone is out here hoping to see Vincent Cassel in the next comic movie. (Cele|bitchy) 

Quiz time: I wish I was a Heather but it turns out I’m a plastic. I guess that tracks? Mimi would want to be a Plastic. Mimi loves Mean Girls. And I love Mimi. (Buzzfeed)