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From the front I love this situation a lot. Especially on her with the boyfriend jeans and the lezzie boots. But that sh-t is unforgiving at the back. I mean, if you forget to sweat off even one piece of cheese on the treadmill, it’s right there, jiggling around in that back mesh that has been cut very generously. You see how the white part is made narrow, so as to flatter from the front? The downside is that the back is therefore that much wider – not a problem for Gwen Stefani whose 43 year old body is perfect, but definitely for those of us carrying summer + Thanksgiving + I-am-not-a-celebrity-I-don’t-care-that-much around our waists.

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