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She really does. She has great legs, and I want to know what she uses to lube them because they’re nice and moist without looking super slick.

What would happen though if Carrie Underwood wore something with a matte finish? Like no sparkles, no sequins, no sheen, nothing...? Would it be like an allergic reaction?

Before you ask, me I think those shoes are disgusting. 

Also, not a fan of the big round ring either.
 

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