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The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she showed up in a one shoulder, zebra-ish with a black tulle overlay dress that defies the laws of good taste and, naturally, decided to pair it with some kind of old lady situation on her head that looks like it comes with a GODDAMN HAIRNET...

WHAT IS HER PROBLEM????????????????????????????????

Stop. Let’s save this. Because it’ll be worse later on. It’ll be worse tonight on stage. No use blowing your load now.

Carrie Underwood at BMU Country Awards in Nashville 2011
Photo credits: Jason Kempin/Rick Diamond/Getty

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