Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards
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By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So that’s 37.5%, almost 40%. Please note that “didn’t hate” doesn’t mean “like”. Having said that, the other 5 were full of sh-t.
Not hates include: the black thing with the hat, the floral strapless, and the soft green situation with the band across the chest.
The most hated: the gold gown she wore on the carpet. Terrible. Too old, too bold, and is it a country requirement NOT to show your entire forehead and obscure it with a curled under fringe if you’re under 30? Because f-ck! The women in their 40s, they’re scraping it back to show off their botox, and the young ones, who don’t need it, only want to display half their faces. I don’t understand.
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