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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a hotel, it’s like a rich horndog who rang up the escort service for a little transaction Pretty Woman styles.

Michael is living in New York right now while shooting Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps with Shia LaBeouf. Please, PLEASE change the title.

Zeta meanwhile is in town rehearsing for her Broadway debut on December 13th in A Little Night Music with Angela Landsbury.

Why are her 40 year old legs scaring me?


Photos from Asadorian-Mejia/Splashnewsonline.com

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