Can I be messy for one quick sec? Jessica Simpson has been liking a lot of John Mayer’s posts. Like, a lot of them. I think she even went through the grid and liked a bunch. But John isn’t liking any of her posts. 

 

GIRL. Is it 2006? But you know what, I’m not worried. If we have to redo this, we can. We have the tools now thanks to Bennifer 2.0.

 

Nicole Kidman works so much that honestly, I can’t keep up – season two of Nine Perfect Strangers? Sure, if you say so. But I had a really disturbing conversation with someone a few weeks back who was trying to tell me to watch a Nicole Kidman show but she couldn’t remember Nicole’s name and said, “Keith Urban’s wife.” I was like ???????? Are there people out there who refer to Nicole Kidman as “Keith Urban’s wife”? Shocking and disturbing.

 

The Blue Origin all-female flight crew is on the cover of Elle. Gayle King looks nervous, is she nervous? That would be totally understandable. Katy Perry looks good here, I like the styling. 

 

Did we know that Iris Apatow is dating Sam Nivola? (Lainey: yes.) Maybe I’m the only one who didn’t know. (Lainey: yes, LOL.) 

 

Yes Kathryn Hahn has a lesbian army and, far be it from me to speak for lesbians, so does Melanie Lynskey. Have you seen Jason Ritter preparing to fight? It’s so sweet of him, but he’s no match for the lesbian army. 

 

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