Smutty Social Media, August 11, 2017

Hilary Swank and Mariska Hargitay not just friends but, best friends? Did we all know this?

 

When your best friend @therealmariskahargitay comes to Rome, you of course #ROMEaround to find the best gelato! #WhenInRome #GirlsNight

A post shared by Hilary Swank (@hilaryswank) onAug 10, 2017 at 2:48pm PDT

Like Rachel Dratch, I am very into the Dear David thread. Here’s the story: Adam Ellis has been chronicling his paranormal experiences with a little boy called Dear David, who hovers in his dreams and around his apartment. Adam is a comic book writer and swears this is not a viral marketing campaign. Even if it is, it’s very creepy, especially the cats.

This is my favorite thing to worry about besides nuclear war https://t.co/8nWKY8WYu2— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) August 10, 2017

Here’s a teaser video for the Catherine Zeta-Jones Collection; it doesn’t show us anything specific except CZJ in various stages of glamorous repose. It’s not a total vanity project though, she’s selling on QVC. Celebrities go to QVC when they want to sell a lot of volume and make bank.

 

Some behind the scenes fun at our Casa Zeta-Jones photo shoot! Couldn’t have been a more perfect day! #CasaZetaJones #JohnRusso#PatrickMelville #Vincentoquendo #StyleByZeta #kornfeldstudios @kornfeldstudios

A post shared by Catherine Zeta-Jones (@catherinezetajones) onAug 7, 2017 at 11:28am PDT

Yesterday Joanna and I were discussing whether this is Ines or James. My guess is James, because it’s a TBT and Ines is about to turn one. I was more interested in the kitchen. Is this someone’s house, or a rental? Because that’s a lot of copper. It’s definitely a deliberate look.

 

When your friends invite you for dinner and you end up doing all the work. Cuando tus amigos te invitan a cenar y acabas haciéndole todo tu. #hitmansbodyguard #ryanreynolds #tbt

A post shared by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) onAug 10, 2017 at 1:19pm PDT

Yesterday Heather Matarazzo posted a thread about an exchange she had with her agent about her social media after her agent was contacted by two separate men saying they didn’t want to work with Heather because her posts are TMI. Ellen Barkin then commented that this kind of misogyny is common in Hollywood and it would take a very powerful movie star to name a name and change things. When asked who she’d nominate, this is how she answered.

giving up ur ability to earn a living is hard. it should be someone untouchable, worth too much $. In lieu of that I'm revving my engines— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) August 9, 2017

I wish i had the courage when it mattered. i did not. i'm finding it now— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) August 9, 2017

Younger the better...obvi, Jennifer Lawrence https://t.co/pLgE0gb8Jz— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) August 10, 2017

Where did PJ Mask come from? Which evil genius finally figured out that even small children are helpless against superhero marketing? I’ve lived through Paw Patrol, I’ve endured Caillou, I’ve tolerated Peppa Pig, but the PJ Mask theme song, particularly “bedtime, is the right time, to fight crime” grates like nothing else.

 

Just a typical Thursday night at the Fisher house...featuring Catboy, Gekko and Owlette! It's time to be a hero! #PJMasks

A post shared by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) onAug 10, 2017 at 7:22pm PDT