Leonardo DiCaprio started trending on Twitter as soon as PEOPLE broke the news that he and Camila Morrone are no more. Needless to say, he’s getting clowned. But the data is undeniable!
there's no phenomenon on this planet more reliable than leonardo dicaprio breaking up with his girl by age 25, the stats are breathtaking https://t.co/A9czRJo56Q— no (@zedonarrival) August 30, 2022
Leonardo DiCaprio once his girlfriendâ€™s brain finishes development pic.twitter.com/IdpkZFE3uk— mrs knightley (@sotrulybeloved) August 30, 2022
titanic turns 25 this year at which point i assume leonardo dicaprio will no longer want to be in it— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) August 31, 2022
It’s the typo in this one that’s sending me…
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Some people are asking very good questions though. Like this one:
i need to know how leonardo dicaprio conducts these breakups. does he start picking fights months before they turn 25 to be less conspicuous? do they wake up on their birthday to a note that says â€œsorry i canâ€™t donâ€™t hate meâ€ someone pls investigate— megan (@weganmilliamson) August 30, 2022
This tweet actually happened BEFORE the news broke!
Leonardo DiCaprio has split from Netflix https://t.co/sgJ9qaDCpM— ðŸ–¤ (@danielleloucamp) August 31, 2022
But this is the one, the ultimate champion, the one that’s worth framing:
maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he canâ€™t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) August 30, 2022
Before Leo though, it was Tom Brady who was getting roasted on Twitter this week. Tom returned from hiatus and when he showed up at the press conference, people were preoccupied with his face, wondering if he took time off for a tune-up…which is what typically happens to women in the spotlight and not all-star professional athletes. To be honest, I can’t really see it. He looks to me like he always does but then again, I’ve always thought that he looks like he came out of a factory.
Between folks roasting Tom Brady for now looking like Mugatu from Zoolander with all that plastic surgery, and Leonardo Dicaprio trending for never dating women over 25, I'm here for the dragging of rich, white boys. HERE FOR IT.— Luvvie (@Luvvie) August 31, 2022
It would appear that Tom Brady spent the 12 days away on some plastic surgery.... And Botox.....— Kyle Cunningham (@KyleDCunningham) August 28, 2022
That face doesn't move!!! https://t.co/8NTpY9k9PD
#Bucs QB Tom Brady on his 11-day absence from training camp: â€œIâ€™m 45 years old, man. Thereâ€™s a lot of sh*t going on.â€— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) August 28, 2022
Madonna did a rapid-fire Q&A and was asked about Britney Spears and now people are rubbing their genies in the hopes that this might happen.
Madonna confirms rumors that she wants to collaborate with Britney again in a new Q&A.— Britney Spears Promo (Fan Page) ðŸŒ¹ðŸš€ (@Britney_Promo) August 30, 2022
"I'm gagging to work with Britney again!" ðŸ‘¸ðŸ¼ðŸ‘¸ðŸ¼ pic.twitter.com/h5C6wj9HZ4
Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade are celebrating their wedding anniversary. I love the part in his vows where he talks about “choosing” every day. Because that’s a big really part of marriage, at least it is for me: choosing your person, making an active choice, daily, to be with them. It’s the power source of a relationship. That said… this music is…a choice. It feels like a Spielberg movie?!
I gave you the heads up yesterday – it’s officially September 1 in South Korea which means it’s Jungkook’s birthday! He’s 25 years old and social media is all Jungkook right now.
Happy Birthday to #BTS' gorgeous, hugely talented #Jungkook, the 1st K-Pop Male Soloist to be nominated in VMAs history and the 1st K-Pop Soloist to reach 200M Spotify Streams in just 61 days with #LeftandRightðŸ‘ðŸŽ‚ðŸŽ‰ðŸŒŸðŸðŸ‘‘ðŸ’œ#HappyBirthdayJungkook#OurPurpleLightJK#JungkookDay pic.twitter.com/U6KCMAeFZx— World Music Awards (@WORLDMUSICAWARD) August 31, 2022
ARMY has spent a lot of money on this holiday.
Newyork Times Square, USA taken over by Jungkook for his birthday with multiple ads projectsðŸ”¥ pic.twitter.com/H6nODaUVU2— Jungkook SNSâœ¨ï¸ (@Jungkook_SNS) August 31, 2022
South Korea turned into "Jungkook Disneyland" ðŸ’œ#JUNGKOOKDAY#jungkookbirthday pic.twitter.com/BkXz8scs3b— B I S M A H _â· ðŸ¼ (@_Natsukashiii_) August 31, 2022
Speaking of spending a lot of money – this is what’s happening in Toronto:
This is what the line currently looks like for the new BTS pop-up shop in Toronto at the Eaton Centre ðŸ¤¯— Toronto Star (@TorontoStar) August 31, 2022
Hundreds of eager BTS fans also lined up overnight. https://t.co/SI26XZjpUe pic.twitter.com/ZcE2BhibKJ
Attached - Leonardo DiCaprio in New York last night.