Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2017

Are there certain people you trust more when it comes to food recommendations and specific kinds of foods? I will always trust my friend Lorella about food. Lorella knows her food. Most food. When it comes to Chinese food, however, I am the expert in our relationship and she will, quite rightly I think, defer to me. There are, however, certain people I side-eye when it comes to certain food. One day Duana tried to tell Jacek about a good place to go for pierogis. It’s a miracle our friendship survived. I trust Ali Wong here though. Especially the stuffed tofu.

 

Pre game meals every night from R&G Lounge, my favorite Chinese restaurant in San Francisco. The dried scallop egg white fried rice, soy sauce chicken (not pictured here) and stuffed tofu are my must haves.

A post shared by Ali Wong (@aliwong) onAug 3, 2017 at 7:22pm PDT

Birthday wishes for 44. My favourite, of course, is the one from Michelle Obama. Because I love the way Malia and Sasha are looking up at him.

Another year older, but the same phenomenal guy I married nearly 25 years ago. Happy birthday, @BarackObama -- we love you so much! pic.twitter.com/3WrcGiKgz1— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) August 4, 2017

 

#HappyBirthday #President. @barackobama many blessings to you on this special day !!! The Entire universe misses you 😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘😘🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂❤️🙏🏾

A post shared by Naomi Campbell (@iamnaomicampbell) onAug 4, 2017 at 7:43am PDT

 

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." Happy birthday to our March 2009 cover star and 44th President of the United States, @BarackObama. Photograph by Annie Leibovitz.

A post shared by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onAug 4, 2017 at 8:36am PDT

 

Happy birthday to the flyest to ever do it👏🏽✊🏽 #ObamaDay @barackobama

A post shared by Zendaya (@zendaya) onAug 4, 2017 at 8:30am PDT

Serena Williams wrote an essay recently about the gender pay gap for black women and #BlackWomensEqualPay. It took a long, long, long ass f-cking time for Serena to earn more in endorsements than Maria Sharapova whose career does not even close. There have been a lot of endorsements recently on Serena’s social media. This one is the latest. And what’s exciting about this is not only that Serena’s getting hers as a black woman but that she’s getting hers as a pregnant black woman. Black pregnancy is not as celebrated. Black pregnancy is not typically represented in the way white pregnancy has been. By being radical, Serena is also trying to make it normal, and, therefore, equal.

 

I passionately believe in taking care of yourself. Not only physically, but emotionally and mentally. If you nurture yourself you’ll be everything you can be – for you, and your loved ones. #DoItForYourself @berleiaus

A post shared by Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) onAug 3, 2017 at 6:01am PDT

JLO promotes the ARod THR interview. You know, the one she Facetimed into? The one she basically made happen? Note, when she does an interview, she doesn’t ever need him to be sharing it with his followers.

 

Check it out... great piece... #Repost @arodcorp ・・・ Our CEO @arod was featured on the cover of the new @hollywoodreporter. #THR (📷: @martinschoeller)

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onAug 3, 2017 at 4:37pm PDT

Lisa Bonet surprised Jason Momoa for his birthday. And this became a birthday gift for all of us. My GOD they are hot together.

 

I have never been so surprised in my life. 38 is the greatest to date. I love u my loveee my babies my friends and OHANA to my cast and crew. Mahalo for caring. It was so beautiful. Mahalos to all the warriors It was an honor. #mindblown. #roots #connected #mytribe aloha j mahalo @jasinboland

A post shared by Jason Momoa (@prideofgypsies) onAug 3, 2017 at 7:52am PDT

Earlier this week I wrote about how Steven Soderbergh is disrupting the Hollywood marketing machine. Now Channing Tatum is doing a different kind of press tour for Logan Lucky. What I’ve always appreciated about Channing though is that he’s not here to sh-t on other people’s jobs. While he acknowledges that at a traditional junket, the questions are repeated over and over again, he makes a point to say that he has fun. Instead of whinging about how boring they are the way most of his peers describe it.

 

This is gonna be bananas I’ve wanted to do a press junket like this for SO long. Can’t wait to hit the road for #JimmyLogansRun for @LoganLuckyMovie! Huge thanks to our friends at @MackTrucks @BubbaBurger @SunocoRacing and @PrestoneOfficial for supporting #LoganLucky.

A post shared by Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) onAug 2, 2017 at 4:18pm PDT