Smutty Social Media, April 12, 2016

Ashton Kutcher has been active on social media for The Ranch, so I Googled a synopsis. It’s a Netflix sitcom about brothers trying to run a… ranch. I’ll get to it when I clean out my PVR as I’m currently behind on Jane the Virgin, The Path, Better Call Saul, The Magicians – TV is probably one of the few places Ashton has to wait in line.

 

These ranchers clean up @dannymasterson #theranch

A photo posted by Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) onApr 12, 2016 at 12:36am PDT

Thelma and Louise is 25? The movie obviously holds up – it would be as fresh and relevant today as it was then. You know what else holds up though? The wardrobe.

 

A video posted by Harper's BAZAAR (@harpersbazaarus) onApr 12, 2016 at 5:00am PDT

Don’t let Tracee’s steeze fool you, this is hard to pull off: I bought one of these puffy sleeve shirts and I look like a pirate in it.

 

Obsessed with this white @SUNO blouse!! #SleeveLife

A photo posted by Tracee Ellis Ross (@traceeellisross) onApr 11, 2016 at 4:08pm PDT

This is what happens when JLo isn’t footing the hotel bill for Casper.

 

HAHaHAHA....... North Carolina small town livin. #DIRTYDANCING #LionsGate #ABC @colt.prattes @coach_brettb @rickywhittle @jayglazer @chuckliddell @drolivingston @b.motiv8ed @brandon_e_smart @princeroyce

A video posted by B Smart (@beaucaspersmart) onApr 11, 2016 at 9:30pm PDT

Ciara wore a cape to serve up some “no thank you” to Future. Is he her Voldermort?

 

Look: #JuanCarlosObando Cape and Jump Suit #RandM

A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) onApr 11, 2016 at 10:38am PDT

Ugh we definitely have another Rita Ora on our hands with this one.

 

Sucha little weirdo ;) wait till the end haha #happysehunday #nevermissamonday follow bellathornedab on snapchat

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) onApr 11, 2016 at 6:59pm PDT

Rachel’s side profile of Hayden.

 

Nice view, the ocean looks pretty good too 🤓heehee #myrideordie

A photo posted by @rachelbilson onApr 11, 2016 at 3:29pm PDT

You know what popped to mind when I read this caption -- what was she doing in Lake Como?

 

This outfit got soooo much play I just had to share the deets! Would you believe the pants are @Zara! And the wrap I bought at a little shop in Lake Como! No designers, just cool bargains! #LoveAGoodDeal

A photo posted by Eva Longoria (@evalongoria) onApr 11, 2016 at 5:16pm PDT