Smutty Social Media, August 11, 2016

“Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here.

 

I'm still on the email list for casting notices from Backstage. Here's a little taste of what it's like to be an actress searching for your next job.

A photo posted by Rachel Bloom (@racheldoesstuff) onAug 10, 2016 at 5:40am PDT

Want to feel old? Rocco Ritchie is 16.

 

Once my baby always my baby. Happy Sweet 16! 🙏🏻🎉🎉🎉🎂😘😘😘💐💐🦁

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) onAug 11, 2016 at 7:54am PDT

Well I wouldn’t exactly say you are twins, Judd. (Matthew Rhys looks hot with a beard. And I typically find him more handsome than hot.)

 

Keep a look out for me as the evil twin on The Americans next season.

A photo posted by Judd Apatow (@juddapatow) onAug 10, 2016 at 10:04pm PDT

If you told me Drake brings a stuffy with him to bed I would believe you.

 

After show recovery with my @ntrecovery aka the life saver. Ted in the cut with me faded off Virginia Black. 🤘🏼

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) onAug 10, 2016 at 10:30pm PDT

Kendall gets the September issue of Vogue. That’s two covers for The First Family of Taylor’s Receipts.

 

@KendallJenner is the cover star of our September issue! Click the link in our bio for the full story and get your copy before it hits newsstands at Vogue.com/Amazon. Photographed by @mertalas and @macpiggott, styled by @tonnegood.

A photo posted by Vogue (@voguemagazine) onAug 11, 2016 at 6:01am PDT

Yesterday I was at the rec center with my demon children (seriously, when will summer end?!) and there was a geriatric aerobics class happening and I thought, “I’d like to join that. That is right at my speed.” America Ferrera is training for a triathlon and usually I hate fitness posts but a triathlon is impressive. Especially to someone who wants to do a step class with septuagenarians.

 

Today was one of those days when I felt like a sloth and couldn't even imagine feeling like an energized motivated human being ever again. But I did my swim anyway and feel a million times better now. A good reminder that feelings can be real and not true at the same time. #getunstuck #triathlon #justoneofthosedays

A photo posted by America Ferrera (@americaferrera) onAug 10, 2016 at 9:02pm PDT

Sarah posted an excellent review of Sausage Party, which makes me really want to see it. And I love how all these goobers (Michael Cera, Nick Kroll, Danny McBride, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen) are drooling over Salma, a 49-year-old woman who could buy and sell them. That’s not hyperbole, she is so f-cking rich.

 

Taking a selfie w/ my best friend @salmahayek and some annoying fans at the #sausagepartymovie premier last night.

A photo posted by Nick Kroll (@nickkroll) onAug 10, 2016 at 10:27am PDT