Katie Holmes confirms that she was in the Hamptons for Jamie Foxx, but also included a #friendship tag. Usually I would find this extremely annoying celebrity behaviour, but considering how she had to ninja her way out of her last marriage, I don’t blame her. I think public declarations of adoration probably terrify her now.

 

#happyweekend #hamptons #friendship #apollo #gratitude

A photo posted by Katie Holmes (@katieholmes212) onAug 21, 2016 at 9:04pm PDT

Many people thought this tweet was convoluted so Jonah clarified that he loves the movie in his next tweet. It really wasn’t that complicated.

#wardogs comes out tomorrow.sometimes you promote a movie you don't love.its the truth that I'm proud of this movie and hope you see it.❤️— Jonah Hill (@JonahHill) August 18, 2016

Olivia Munn helps her friend go tiny house hunting. Could you live in one of those? I think the bathroom situation would kill me.

 

Tiny House Hunting for @corinne_elliott 🏡

A photo posted by Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) onAug 15, 2016 at 12:49pm PDT

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were recently photographed together. There’s been some speculation about what that means, but their breakup hasn’t gotten a massive amount of attention. The surest way to get people to talk sh-t is to tell them to stop talking sh-t. No one was talking sh-t 'til they saw you holding a poo emoji pool float.

 

New couple alert ! #neverlookbackinanger#thepastisjustaplaceofreference#stoptalkingshithahahah

A photo posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekruger) onAug 21, 2016 at 10:40am PDT

Rogelio bumps into his very good friend Salma Hayek at brunch -- just another day in the life of an international superstar. See those flowers? The restaurant must have been expecting, or hoping, for his presence. Purple flowers would have made his eyes pop more but he will make do. He is a survivor.

 

Qué gusto verte siempre querida @salmahayek 🙌🏼😘 / Always lovely to see you dear #salmahayek

A photo posted by Jaime Camil (@jaimecamil) onAug 20, 2016 at 5:55pm PDT

James Franco went to his 20-year high school reunion.

 

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION In PALO ALTO (wow) 🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎 Doyle, Alice and Erica >>> The beautiful gal that inspired my poems "The Best of the Smiths." ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) onAug 21, 2016 at 10:02am PDT

Kanye loves Frank Ocean’s new album.

...Frank album on repeat👌— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) August 21, 2016

Ozzy and Sharon are back on and in a honeymoon phase.

 

I love seeing my parents so in love!!! #TourLife on our way to #VA @blacksabbath 💜🤘🏼🙈

A photo posted by Kelly Osbourne (@kellyosbourne) onAug 21, 2016 at 12:51pm PDT

Out of all the “inspirational” quotes celebrities constantly post on Instagram, this has to be the most annoying. (So OF COURSE it was posted by a Glee alum.) Why would anyone want to be childish? Kids are grubby and mean. And relax, paying your gas bill doesn’t make you part of the establishment.

 

Collab by P. Pan & A. Akbar

A photo posted by Darren Criss (@darrencriss) onAug 20, 2016 at 8:59am PDT

To celebrate her 30th birthday, Cassie dumped Diddy in a limo. According to TMZ, he jumped out of the car with her phone and the cops were called. If he was a woman this is the part where we’d call him a “crazy bitch.”

 

#happybirthday Big one for lil sis @cassie . wishing you countless blessings on this new start to a decade , Newyear . One of the sweetest souls I know . May you enjoy this day like no other. . I love you babes 😘😘🌹🌹❤️❤️😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😮🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘 #30th

A photo posted by Naomi Campbell (@iamnaomicampbell) onAug 20, 2016 at 6:15pm PDT

 

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