Smutty Social Media, August 29, 2016
In her extremely limited time on stage last night, Rita Ora was trying the most. She was straining for a “moment” with Ansel Elgort. But do you think, being surrounded by people who actually make music and music videos people care about, Rita felt her place in the celebrity pecking order? “Vmas we did it again” - did what boo you were on stage for 10 seconds introducing Nick Jonas.
Vma's we did it again. Another year. Love you!! And @marcjacobs I live for you! F*$kin amazing!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
A photo posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onAug 28, 2016 at 7:48pm PDT
Miley Cyrus skipped the VMAs for yoga and dogs (and probably some weed). Good call.
Sorry I can't make it to the VMAzzz I am toooo busy at home doing yoga & making out w my dogs! 👅💖✌️
A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) onAug 28, 2016 at 12:13pm PDT
The Times published a “day in the life” story on Balthazar Getty, and I straight-up snorted when I read about his wake-up time and breakfast routine (I won’t spoil it for you here.) It’s like everything you think of really rich people is true and I thoroughly enjoyed learning about Balthazar’s bike collection. He’s not so pleased with it though.
I started working when I was 13 and supported myself and family. Btw— Balthazar Getty (@BaltGetty) August 28, 2016
You can't believe rubbish that you read in the paper. Btw— Balthazar Getty (@BaltGetty) August 28, 2016
JLo has never been subtle about love, or loving love, or her need to be in love. Her memoir was called True Love. Which is why I worry this isn’t the last we’ve seen of Casper Smart.
@egt239 i think this is what you meant to post... Ha. #protectyourheart #shadesofblue #setlife
A photo posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onAug 26, 2016 at 8:13am PDT
Drew is on a major fitness kick right now, it’s all over her Instagram. Cameron seems like a solid hiking/workout partner, she wouldn’t jam out because she got her period.
With #billygoatdiaz otherwise known as @camerondiaz #hikes2016 #sweatysundays
A photo posted by Drew Barrymore (@drewbarrymore) onAug 28, 2016 at 5:25pm PDT
OK this is a throwback: Melanie Griffith’s sweet 16 party.
My 16th Birthday party. With @donjohnson and the magnificent CHER!!! 😎 I'm so lucky. Life has been good to me.🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
A photo posted by MELANIE (@melanie_griffith57) onAug 27, 2016 at 11:57pm PDT
I saw this on Kathleen’s Twitter feed and had to share it: Chance the Rapper is all of us when Beyonce crashes his interview.
Chance the Rapper's Reaction to Beyoncé Crashing His VMA Interview Is the Best Thing Ever https://t.co/Pi48y22mok pic.twitter.com/I5AnVwAaml— Complex CA (@complex_CA) August 29, 2016
Whenever I see a Jeremy Renner daddy/daughter post, it makes me think of this uncomfortably hilarious song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. It even works with zero context.
Behind the scenes set visit with my angel #readyforhercloseup #sharedexperiences #chatsonajetski
A photo posted by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) onAug 27, 2016 at 10:16pm PDT