Smutty Social Media, December 18, 2017
This is the pajama set of my nightmares. First off, its sports paraphernalia. Second, the top isn’t a pajama top, it’s just a t-shirt. Third, and most critical, is that the top is black. I can’t sleep in black pajamas or on dark sheets. The good thing about that is dark sheets are not very popular, I’ve never come across them in a hotel. No one wants to sleep in a dark, cavernous hole.
A post shared by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Dec 16, 2017 at 9:11pm PST
Stumped on what to buy the Wilmer Valderrama fan in your life? Finally, a solution.
#WV Merch.. Go to my Bio Link Our #Cap #Hoodie and #Tshirts are now available #worldwide (with the exception to a few territories)
A post shared by Wilmer Valderrama (@wilmervalderrama) on Dec 16, 2017 at 2:43pm PST
I’ve don’t relate to Serena Williams in my life because she is one of the greatest athletes to ever live and I cheat on the gears in spin class. But on this I understand. It’s a special kind of desperation that drives you to buy homeopathic water drops at the drugstore at 10 p.m. on a Monday night.
Teething- aka the devil - is so hard. Poor Alexis Olympia has been so uncomfortable. She cried so much (she never cries) I had to hold her until she fell asleep. I've tried amber beads... cold towels.... chew on mommies fingers.... homeopathic water (lol on that one) but...... pic.twitter.com/hCRMJ0RhUQ— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) December 17, 2017
Nothing is working. It's breaking my heart. I almost need my mom to come and hold me to sleep cause I'm so stressed. Help? Anyone??— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) December 17, 2017
Rob Lowe’s emergency provisions: burgers and pasta.
A post shared by Rob Lowe (@robloweofficial) on Dec 17, 2017 at 9:24pm PST
Hilary Duff has really great eyebrows.
A post shared by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Dec 17, 2017 at 8:45am PST
A Christmas Story Live’s ratings were low, and the social media reviews were brutal. A Christmas Story is not my go-to at this time of year, but a lot of tweets took issue with it being a musical. So was it really bad, or are people just pissed that a childhood classic was changed?
A post shared by SJP (@sarahjessicaparker) on Dec 17, 2017 at 7:02pm PST
Speaking of Christmas movies, I am shocked at how many people have not seen The Last Holiday. I Google Grandhotel Pupp at least 3 times a year.
A post shared by Queen Latifah (@queenlatifah) on Dec 4, 2017 at 9:23am PST
I love Twitter reaction-shot tiles. This one in particular.
everyone's reactions when kate winslet started talking about working with woody allen lol pic.twitter.com/XUdFcFWfD6— gabi (@harleivy) December 17, 2017
The New Yorker’s Christmas tree is the most New Yorker thing ever.
A post shared by ronanfarrow (@ronanfarrow) on Dec 15, 2017 at 5:05pm PST
“P.S. Outfit and stationery is Draper James for those asking!” Bless her heart.
A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on Dec 17, 2017 at 12:27pm PST