Smutty Social Media, December 6, 2017

Alec Baldwin is so tired. (Just a reminder he is in negotiations for his second talk show; the first one at MSNBC was cancelled after he made some homophobic remarks)

Talk shows were once promotional pit stops for some blithe chit chat about movies, etc. Now the likes of @iamjohnoliver and @StephenAtHome have flipped that and they are beginning to resemble grand juries.— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) December 6, 2017

This made me jump out of my seat a little. Every time I see a post from the Roseanne set, I get excited. Loose meat sandwiches for everyone!

Look who I bumped into today! #Roseanne & #laurie it’s all happening kids! pic.twitter.com/TYwUKe9A0d— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) December 4, 2017

So Rita Ora originally captioned this “date night.” I guess Conor has a girlfriend (and I’m sure he’s completely faithful, as most professional athletes are) and his sparring partner wanted to defend him against cheating allegations. But in her defense (HOW am I defending Rita Ora?), they did look flirtatious at the party. The photos are begging for a “canoodling” description. The sparring partner eventually deleted his tweet. MMA fighters: so tough, until they get scared of a Rita Ora post.

 

A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Dec 5, 2017 at 1:10am PST

No one wants to hug Joey but this is why everyone loves Chance.

Gross. Don’t. https://t.co/CjkoGUktTD— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) December 5, 2017

So we're cutting off all human contact between the sexes now? Isn't that Sharia law?— Joey (@joeynemati) December 5, 2017

Stop trying to make people hug you Joey. No one wants your hugs or hyperbolic racist comparisons or unbuttoned top button. Keep it all to yourself, Joey.— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) December 5, 2017

This kind of blew my mind: why wouldn’t Harry be the best man for his brother Larry? Particularly because Young MC can’t commit to attending the wedding.

In the song "Bust a Move" it's strange that you are the best man at the wedding of your best friend's brother, and it's also odd that despite that you're simply "hoping you can make it there, if you can"— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) December 5, 2017

When did Eminem start wearing a gold chain? I preferred his leather jacket phase.

 

A post shared by Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) on Dec 5, 2017 at 12:55pm PST

Skylar Astin and Anna Camp are that couple that repost each other. You drank wine in front of a fire. We got it the first time.

 

A post shared by Skylar Astin (@skylarastin) on Dec 3, 2017 at 5:40pm PST

Amy Sedaris was Justin Theroux’s best man. What do Amy and Jennifer Aniston talk about?

 

A post shared by Amy Sedaris (@amysedaris) on Dec 4, 2017 at 9:39am PST