Smutty Social Media, February 2, 2016

David Cross trolls his wife Amber, and it is delightful.

 

You guys I'm getting trolled by my own husband in my comments section. Is it wrong that this turns me on? Just WAIT til we're sharing a bus together. #worsthusbandever

A photo posted by Amber Tamblyn (@amberrosetamblyn) onFeb 2, 2016 at 8:10am PST

How often do you watch a movie and think it would be so much better with him in it. I do it all the time.

 

#philipseymourhoffman

A photo posted by Amy Sedaris (@imamysedaris) onFeb 2, 2016 at 3:59am PST

Ana Gasteyer basks in the Grease: Live afterglow. Duana said it was breathtaking -- very high praise from a musical theatre nerd.

So grateful for all the nice things you all said bout #GreaseLive. It was an unforgettable ride! pic.twitter.com/lLthL4GCwj— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) February 2, 2016

As a fellow short person, there is nothing better than feeling tall. If only for a moment.

 

I'm pissed that I didn't grow up in Singapore ....Look at the Height requirement on these rides...I'm tall as shit over here!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 #Singapore #RideAlong2 #PromoTour #WhatNowTour #comedicrockstarshit #InternationalHustler #UniversalStudios

A photo posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) onFeb 1, 2016 at 10:21pm PST

The way they were: Harry, Zayn, and Niall.

 

Happy birthday Harry❤️

A photo posted by Iris Scott A (@irisapatow) onFeb 1, 2016 at 5:43pm PST

Ariana’s pose is straight out of the Dr. Evil playbook.

 

💭♡

A photo posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) onFeb 1, 2016 at 5:34pm PST

January Jones wants Leo to step off.

 

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) onFeb 2, 2016 at 10:22am PST

Wow this show is everywhere all of the sudden.

Mozart in the Jungle won Iowa.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 2, 2016

How long until Miranda Kerr writes a body book? (She’s already written a self-help book, Treasure Yourself: Power Thoughts for My Generation.) Because what’s more inspiring than a model? (Besides an actress.)

 

Stretch it out 😉

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) onFeb 2, 2016 at 10:08am PST

Chan learned to tap dance for Hail, Caesar!

 

Learning to tap was a trip, but I'd do anything to work with the Coens. https://bit.ly/hcctclip #HailCaesar

A photo posted by Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) onFeb 1, 2016 at 2:03pm PST