Smutty Social Media, February 22, 2017

A story about going out, in three parts.

I LOVE @ABCKitchen ITS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT I LOVE THE COOKS AND STAFF EVERYONE IS SO NICE! I LOVE THE LIME BASIL DAQUIRI!!— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) February 22, 2017

I'm drunk and I want to have sex right now!! Dammit !!— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) February 22, 2017

Oh God why do men suck so much now?! LAWD help us!!— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) February 22, 2017

Is it a Super Bowl party if you have to wear a suit or a gown?

 

Also, as a little flashback to my brunette days, I just received this sibling photo (my brother @dougwilliamstv) of the @vanityfair Super Bowl party -- photographed by the wonderful @markseliger 📷🏈 G'night!

A post shared by Allison Williams (@aw) onFeb 21, 2017 at 8:27pm PST

It’s David Geffen’s birthday so I looked up the last photo he posted: in December, he celebrated Steven Spielberg’s birthday with Martin Short and JJ Abrams on Steven’s yacht, 7seas. David’s yacht is called Rising Sun and is bigger. Do mega-rich men compare square footage, or is it tacky to talk about size? Marty must tease them incessantly about it.

 

JJ, Marty, Spielberg and me celebrate Steven's 70th in the Bahamas on 7seas

A post shared by David Geffen (@davidgeffen) onDec 20, 2016 at 8:59am PST

Jeremy Renner’s captions make me feel like he’s jockeying for this job.

 

Daily prayer for unity #roughroad #strangedays #smallthingsmatter #beActiveNotReactive

A post shared by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) onFeb 21, 2017 at 3:51pm PST

“Elizabeth Olson turned a cancelled yoga retreat into an opportunity to help impoverished locals” sounds like a Cheryl Strayed book.

 

Elizabeth Olsen turned a canceled yoga retreat into an opportunity to help impoverished locals in Nicaragua through @TheLatitudeProject. "Because I'm not fluent in Spanish, the best way I can communicate with the people is physically—I play kickball with kids or act like a clown just to make them laugh," she says in our March issue. Tap the link in our bio to read her empowering story and to learn how you can make an impact. 📸: @trunkarchive

A post shared by instylemagazine (@instylemagazine) onFeb 21, 2017 at 1:10pm PST

JLo played “who'd you rather” with Ellen – she resisted at first but then she got into it. It’s very interesting to see who she blows past (like The Weeknd) and who she pauses on (like Chris Martin). The producers chose well.

 

Reposting iconic makeup artist @1maryphillips here to just let you all know you can show up for your workouts! This stunning superhuman superstar showed up for her workout with me today in LA and then flew to Vegas to perform her #allihave show tonight. If you haven't seen it you must! It's a show stopping singing and dancing adrenaline rush at its best! You don't just become greatness you have to be it! @jlo you are something magic and Vegas is crazy lucky to have you! ❤️✨⭐️

A post shared by Tracy Anderson (@tracyandersonmethod) onFeb 21, 2017 at 8:43pm PST