Smutty Social Media, January 14, 2016

This is why I am not suited to practice mindfulness – I don’t want to be lectured by a tea bag.

 

Hmmmm.

A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) onJan 14, 2016 at 8:00am PST

Valid point, each and every one.

Why do we have another year of white people in a Wall Street movie and Eddie Redmayne's dinner theatre?— Ira Madison III (@ira) January 14, 2016

I don't really care that two black films weren't nominated for an Oscar. I care that only two major black films were in contention.— Ira Madison III (@ira) January 14, 2016

Where were the female directed films? Films about black people that weren't a hip-hop or boxing film?— Ira Madison III (@ira) January 14, 2016

Does this mean she’s pregnant, or is she talking past procreation? Who knew Porny could be so mysterious.

 

Happy to procreate with this Man 🔥

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) onJan 13, 2016 at 7:45pm PST

“Happy Birthday Orly” – it was Orlando Bloom’s birthday yesterday. No shame in this game.

 

Happy bday Orly -celebrate kindness and who you are

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onJan 13, 2016 at 11:44pm PST

Younger started last night and it’s not playing in Canada yet. So bummed.

 

@suttonlenore @youngertv #youngertv

A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) onJan 13, 2016 at 7:30pm PST

Mary J. Blige loves Gwyneth. Does that make you hate G more or less?

 

This was a real treat meeting @gwynethpaltrow tonight!!! She is one of my favorite actresses! It was nice talking to you!! #stellamccartney

A photo posted by Mary J Blige (@therealmaryjblige) onJan 12, 2016 at 10:37pm PST

I hope Sarah reviews 13 Hours, because I’m intrigued by the John Krasinski/Michael Bay pairing.

We're almost there! See #13hours tomorrow (or even late tonight) and see what it takes to be a real life hero. pic.twitter.com/4FzQYslB7E— John Krasinski (@johnkrasinski) January 14, 2016

Hamilton, Duana, Hamilton!

 

So excited for this one! #behindthescenes of my interview with @hamiltonmusical creator Lin-Manuel Miranda! 🎶🤗🎼 Coming soon to @yahoonews!

A photo posted by Katie Couric (@katiecouric) onJan 12, 2016 at 1:15pm PST

I had a cable guy stand in my kitchen explaining TV to me for 20 minutes, so I made my friend call me to rush him out/make sure I didn’t get murdered. (Also I’m a touch sad that Sarah wasn’t nominated for I Smile Back, and I think they are missing an opportunity if they don’t ask her to present.)

Jesus Christ my delivery guy just asked if he could come in and eat my nachos w me. DO MEN NOT KNOW WE ARE TERRIFIED OF THEM? Good god— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) January 13, 2016