Smutty Social Media, January 16, 2017
Katy Perry threw Orlando Bloom a big surprise birthday over the weekend, and it’s interesting that she chose Palm Springs. Close to LA, yes, but far enough that she could cull the guest list. An “away” birthday is a good reason not to invite the whole world, you know? Which is interesting, considering how big Katy’s last party – a birthday sock hop – was.
best gift ever surprise visit from me mum 🎈
A photo posted by orlandobloom (@orlandobloom) onJan 14, 2017 at 7:41pm PST
I wonder if there will be a Tobey Maguire-inspired character in Molly’s Game. If there is he will throw a sh-tfit.
❄Nature is the most beautiful of backdrops❄ #MollysGame
A photo posted by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onJan 16, 2017 at 6:47am PST
How does Elle Macpherson look younger than Karlie Kloss?! What is this magic? And I know many will answer “filters” but there is a tautness here that can’t be faked.
Breakfast meetings with this boss ☕️ @ellemacphersonofficial
A photo posted by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) onJan 16, 2017 at 6:10am PST
Hey do you want to know how dumb I am? Until a few weeks ago I thought xXx and the Furious franchises were the same thing. Didn’t realize they are two separate movies. I assumed Vin just made the same movie over and over.
Watch the watchers. Towering over LA.... NYC you're next. I'm coming for you! You ready? @xxxmovie
A photo posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) onJan 16, 2017 at 8:07am PST
I like that Michael B Jordan isn’t wearing a jersey. He’s like nahhh I just look hot as hell in my black t-shirt.
ATown
A photo posted by michaelbjordan (@michaelbjordan) onJan 15, 2017 at 1:35pm PST
Hope Ariana Grande gets a break from the coal mine soon.
when you're cute but you're also the hardest working 23 year old human being on earth #cute #butalso #CEO #unfuckwitable #haventsleptinyears
A photo posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) onJan 13, 2017 at 11:24am PST
Pee-wee looks looks straight out of a Ryan Murphy true crime production.
Check me out on tonight's episode of GOTHAM! #gotham #penguin #dad #elijahvandahl #oswaldcobblepot #penguinsdad #tonight #tonightonfox #tunein #happymonday
A photo posted by Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) onJan 16, 2017 at 10:00am PST
Claws – a TV show about a nail salon. This is such a great concept.
My Claws ladies!!! 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽 @itisijudyreyes1 @niecynash1 @thejennlyon @carriepreston @karrueche #tcas #claws #tnt
A photo posted by Rashida Jones (@rashidajones) onJan 14, 2017 at 1:38pm PST
Very ashamed to admit I haven’t listened to a single episode of West Wing Weekly. I feel like I’m not prepared! Everything will go over my head. I need to focus.
Backstage! @JoshMalina + @HrishiHirway + @WhitfordBradley pic.twitter.com/85idJO1Utj— The West Wing Weekly (@WestWingWeekly) January 15, 2017







