Smutty Social Media, January 17, 2017

What can we call this? I’m opting for civil rights-splaining.

Rep. Lewis. You are a great person. But Dr. King didn't give in to his anger or his hurt. That is how he accomplished & won Civil Rights.— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) January 16, 2017

Not sure if Irina is purposely concealing her stomach but the chef giving a thumbs up in the background made my time inspecting the photo completely worth it.

 

We r taking over the kitchen before the old Russian new year 👍

A photo posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) onJan 12, 2017 at 5:52am PST

Kal Penn left House, which was a hit TV show at the time, so he could work at the White House. And he didn’t even tweet about the show’s ratings after he left.

 

‪Final colonnade walk w/ @POTUS Liaisons to Young Americans #DPaulMonteiro '09, @kalpenn '09-'11, @iamronniecho '11-'13, @kylejlierman '13-'17 #YLOTUS 🇺🇸whitehouse.gov/YoungAmericans

A photo posted by Kal Penn (@kalpenn) onJan 13, 2017 at 11:59am PST

Is this photo super-exciting for nerds?

#wolverinebonddeadpool pic.twitter.com/AjOGdXtElX— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) January 17, 2017

Let’s guess Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl set list. I’m going to say Bad Romance, Poker Face, Born This Way and a Bowie or Queen song.

 

Training. Everyday all day 🏈🎤#superbowl #halftime

A photo posted by xoxo, Joanne (@ladygaga) onJan 16, 2017 at 12:42pm PST

Taylor is sending so many balloons to celebrate Ed Sheeran’s new #1 song.

 

Billboard #1

A photo posted by Ed Sheeran (@teddysphotos) onJan 17, 2017 at 9:30am PST

Conan’s been reading goop.

Bachelorette party planners: make sure to buy chocolate penises with at least 65% cocoa if you want the antioxidant benefits.— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 13, 2017

Married couples should never star in a movie together, but guest spots on TV shows can work. The Thanksgiving episode of Friends with Brad Pitt is one of the most passable. But I get a little nervous when it comes to jinxing Chris Pratt and Anna Faris.

 

Watch me and @annafaris do some of the following things this Thursday on #Mom on CBS: 1) ride horses 2) act 3) kill nazis 4) do jokes 5) do funny faces

A photo posted by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onJan 16, 2017 at 5:41pm PST