Smutty Social Media, January 26, 2016

I’m sorry, I love the texts between Amy Schumer and Colin Quinn, I can’t help it. “Trust me it’ll go viral.”

 

No

A photo posted by @amyschumer onJan 26, 2016 at 6:01am PST

Squad quiet time. Guess it’s harder to round up an Instagram posse when everyone’s in Paris for fashion week.

 

Coffee//LOLs//window seat//girls night in//@kelseaballerini

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onJan 26, 2016 at 1:07am PST

Well Karlie Kloss isn’t at fashion week, she’s making “kookies.” But she and Taylor must be keeping their hangouts more private – they don’t seem to share a lot of photos together anymore.

 

Yesterday was #nationalpeanutbutterday!! Soo I had to make kookies after work today. I got lazy at the end, hence the one major cookie back there 🙈😋

A photo posted by @karliekloss onJan 25, 2016 at 5:54pm PST

This is obviously a joke but I did read that dirt is a new food trend. Everyone is already drinking active charcoal, so dirt isn’t that outrageous.

 

Doing research for #fullycommitted has tuned me into a bit of a food snob on the #ModernFamily set. @fullybroadway

A video posted by Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) onJan 26, 2016 at 9:14am PST

Why is Milo’s chair so small? Do they assign them by height?

 

🎬🎬🎬

A photo posted by Mandy Moore (@mandymooremm) onJan 26, 2016 at 9:03am PST

They really are like a married couple – hiding in the bathroom for a few minutes of texting and watching YouTube clips is the cornerstone of a happy marriage.

 

@jennikonner knew I was texting in the bathroom

A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onJan 25, 2016 at 5:52pm PST

It’s harder to eat one chip, for sure!

 

POLL: which is harder: to eat only one chip (crisp) or just one spoonful of cereal? Discuss.

A photo posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onJan 25, 2016 at 5:51pm PST

We are supposed to pay attention to Lily-Rose Depp now. So here you go. And that’s Kevin Smith’s daughter, Harley.

 

Sweating it's so fucking hot here in park city. Somebody throw an ice cube down my shirt

A photo posted by Lily-Rose Depp (@lilyrose_depp) onJan 24, 2016 at 3:02pm PST

You have to admire his dedication in getting the t-shirt made. I can honestly say I’ve never met a “real life Mormon.”

 

Skippy "I'm a real life Mormon" @sundance photo @nlyonne

A photo posted by Chloe Sevigny (@chloessevigny) onJan 25, 2016 at 1:35pm PST

“Your girl is lovely, Hubbell. Why don't you bring her for a drink when you come?” Her name is Katie too. I don’t blame her for giving into this urge, not one bit.

 

Ok I couldn't resist. Talking with (gulp) Robert Redford today and I actually did this while saying "Your girl is lovely Hubbell." Am I the biggest loser ever or what????????????? And he didn't even make me feel like a giant tool! #lovehim #sundance

A photo posted by Katie Couric (@katiecouric) onJan 25, 2016 at 4:50pm PST