Smutty Social Media, January 27, 2016
This will get reposted without humour or irony a few hundred times because Instagram has never met an inspirational quote it doesn’t like.
This is my new favorite thing. Highly polished nonsense.
A photo posted by johnmayer (@johnmayer) onJan 27, 2016 at 2:02am PST
Um, Gina Rodriguez and Ben Schwartz are dating. Am I the only one who cares about this? Jean-Ralphio Saperstein and Jane the Virgin you guys!
Thank you @bucknerphoto and @variety. There are so many people I want to thank.
A photo posted by Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) onJan 26, 2016 at 4:50pm PST
700k Warriors?! The love is real and strong, this journey is nothing without you all. #happyDance
A video posted by Gina Rodriguez (@hereisgina) onJan 26, 2016 at 7:11pm PST
That point in your engagement where you are still blissfully in love and not going four rounds over whether or not to invite your mom’s sister’s stepdaughter’s 3 children to the wedding because it’s a sit down dinner and didn’t we decide no kids?
#Repost @therealannacamp ・・・ Tuesday night hike. Feelin just right 💘
A photo posted by @skylarastin onJan 26, 2016 at 9:45pm PST
Elizabeth Banks meets the Mother of Dragons.
Mother of Dragons came to visit. #gameofthrones #fangirl #wcw Emilia!!!
A photo posted by Elizabeth Banks (@elizabethbanks) onJan 27, 2016 at 9:48am PST
Tami Taylor loves the F word.
Are you inspired by #TheFWord? Then make a video about it and join the contest! I'm going to be a judge along with some very cool friends. It'll be F'ing awesome! https://bit.ly/SKTheFWord @msfoundation @sheknows #feminism
A video posted by connie britton (@conniebritton) onJan 27, 2016 at 9:42am PST
Andie McDowell is still not happy about being bumped to tourist class. I’ve never heard that term, “tourist class.” It’s a sophisticated way of saying, “lumpy poors.” That aside, people are going crazy on her but seriously, who hasn’t had a horrific experience with a power tripping airline employee? They hold your fate (and luggage) in their hands: 4 hour direct flight home or 16 hour layover in Timbuktu.
What if the man at the gate had said, I'm sorry Miss McDowell we are overbooked would you mind sitting in coach we will reimburse you— Andie MacDowell (@AndieMacDowell3) January 27, 2016
Serious question for musical theatre nerds: Is Grease a good musical? Because I think it’s really terrible and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be terrible, or kitschy, or earnestly good?
✈️Flying to New York today and missing my pink ladies already. @gogrease
A photo posted by Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) onJan 24, 2016 at 2:28pm PST
Great Elsa Schiaparelli coat on Kate Bosworth.
Paris, je t'aime 💕 till next time xx (especially missing you in this spot @michael.polish ... 😘)
A photo posted by Kate Bosworth (@katebosworth) onJan 26, 2016 at 3:09pm PST
This will either tickle your c-nt bone or blacken your heart.
#karllagerfeld #parisjetaime #chanel
A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJan 27, 2016 at 1:44am PST