Smutty Social Media, July 13, 2016
Let’s rate the performative coupling of 3 pairs: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Gwen and Blake, Taylor and Tom. I think, right now, Tom’s “presenting” of Katie and the couch jumping still haven’t been topped. But one day we will study the evolution of these photos, analyzing palm vs. finger locked hand holding.
#thisiswhatthetruthfeelslike Gx
A photo posted by Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) onJul 12, 2016 at 9:20pm PDT
Doesn’t look like there was any pollen in the air at dinner.
Love bumping into my favorite friends in #London @irinashayk #BradleyCooper at one of my favorite restaurants #ChinaTang @thedorchester
A photo posted by Brett Ratner (@brettrat) onJul 13, 2016 at 3:37am PDT
Brooklyn got his dance moves from his mom. I think she would find that funny.
No caption needed
A video posted by bb (@brooklynbeckham) onJul 12, 2016 at 4:53pm PDT
Is being caught snapchatting more embarrassing than a selfie stick? I can’t decide.
When you get caught snapping. #realsmooth #snapchatamericaferrera
A video posted by America Ferrera (@americaferrera) onJul 12, 2016 at 6:55pm PDT
Killer pants on Taraji.
I was feeling bohemian. I love my pants from South Africa 🇿🇦 I miss y'all💋💋💋
A photo posted by taraji p henson (@tarajiphenson) onJul 12, 2016 at 3:25pm PDT
Margot Robbie has said nothing about the Vanity Fair backlash, but why would she? She didn’t write it.
Snap happy @scrap_doyle
A photo posted by @margotrobbie onJul 12, 2016 at 3:05pm PDT
No one is more excited about Elle Woods than Elle Woods.
Happiest #LegallyBlonde15! 💖🎉💕💁🏼 In honor of the 15th anniversary of #LegallyBlonde, go to @instagram's page to see my interview, along with full instructions on how to #BendAndSnap! 😘 Also show me what ya got!! Use #LegallyBlonde15 to share your celebrations! 🎀💋💋💋
A video posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onJul 13, 2016 at 8:15am PDT
I want Pokemon Go so bad but iTunes Canada won’t let me be great!
Had to look for a long time for this one.
A photo posted by Ellen (@theellenshow) onJul 12, 2016 at 1:13pm PDT
Deadpool loves the Ghostbusters.
Psyched to see this. Here are some of the funniest women on earth. You're welcome. https://t.co/bdGdzWQ54b— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 11, 2016
I’m so vapid that I looked at this picture and the first thing I wondered is where Jaime King’s sweater (or dress?) from?
I am in awe in your presence dear @hillaryclinton CONGRATS ON CLINCHING THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION!!! I am proud to stand next to you, speak with you & be a part of this incredible campaign. We need so much love and change. I know you can do it. 🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸 Cue the firing squad of hateful comments but I love you all anyway.
A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) onJul 13, 2016 at 9:48am PDT