Smutty Social Media, July 14, 2016
Pony is Channing Tatum’s song, don’t even try it Alex Pettyfer.
When your working late at night and your team decide to bring up the past!!! 😂😂😂 #magicmike #whatwouldyouhype #imissthosedays #littlerusty @hypit
A video posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) onJul 14, 2016 at 10:23am PDT
Amy Schumer isn’t worried about being in the same category as Beyoncé.
And very proud of this one. Thanks @chrisrock we will totally best lemonade. No sweat
A photo posted by @amyschumer onJul 14, 2016 at 10:34am PDT
Jack Pratt is not here for his dad’s struggle Donald Duck pancake.
dad /dad/ noun informal One's father Verb "Chris made a Donald Duck pancake that was basically a perfect photo copy of the picture he saw online and his son Jack refused to see the resemblance, probably out of spite or a deep seeded jealousy of his father's pancake skills, regardless Chris continued to dad.
A video posted by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onJul 14, 2016 at 9:21am PDT
I keep expecting Lorde to weigh in on Calvin/Taylor like she did with Diplo but obviously she’s a little busy.
took a helicopter out into the wilderness spent 3 days alone writing and made some of the most exciting breakthroughs on this record so far— Lorde (@lorde) July 14, 2016
Gwyneth with a fantastic tan.
Yesterday with two amazing women entrepreneurs #amandaeilian and @juicebeauty founder @juicebeautykaren Benke. I am blessed to know them, work with them, and talk non-toxic beauty with them. #juicebeauty #goodcleangoop and ps for those that asked, dress is by another female entrepreneur I 💕and look up to @toryburch
A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJul 14, 2016 at 7:29am PDT
Nicole Richie is out to support Rachel Zoe’s Net-a-Porter capsule collection. I legitimately want to know how the friendship was repaired after Nicole called Rachel a “raisin face.” It’s such a specific insult. (Side note: how did she get a luxury capsule collection? The quality of her clothes is… not good.)
A good smooch from my beautiful friend 💖 @nicolerichie tonight #friendsupportfriends #netaporter @shoprachelzoe #nothinglikegirlfriends #grateful 🙏🏻 XoRZ
A photo posted by Rachel Zoe (@rachelzoe) onJul 14, 2016 at 12:26am PDT
I would definitely eat prawns with Sarah McLachlan because she does it the proper way – with her hands. It’s supposed to be messy. Have you ever seen someone eat prawns with a knife and fork? It’s unsettling in the same way a person who wears jeans to lounge around the house is unsettling. I suspect it’s low-key psychopathic behaviour.
Carnage in New Orleans, I ate my weight in prawns! I got in last night to start the summer tour with @JoshGroban XoS pic.twitter.com/hRN6hGJrBM— Sarah McLachlan (@SarahMcLachlan) July 14, 2016
Love this Essence cover with Zendaya.
What an honor @essence
A photo posted by Zendaya (@zendaya) onJul 11, 2016 at 12:13pm PDT
The Yelp review Titus Burgess left on Yelp is EVERYTHING.
My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix. https://t.co/wwQe99cDTQ— Tituss Burgess (@TitussBurgess) July 13, 2016