Smutty Social Media, July 4, 2016

BE HONEST, did you think they would last 17 years? I hoped, but didn’t think it was possible. Let’s not jinx it.

 

I feel so loved and truly blessed 🙏🏻 My best friend,my love.The kindest man who inspires me every day.💕 Happy Anniversary to the best husband and daddy in the world!! EVER! #HappilyEverAfter @davidbeckham @brooklynbeckham X VB

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onJul 4, 2016 at 12:31am PDT

A few weeks ago I mentioned Sienna Miller, then a couple of days later Balthazar Getty. This weekend, his wife Rosetta hosted a weekend in Tuscany with friends like Alex Pettyfer and Milla Jovovich and an assortment of cool European and American socialites/actors/editors/fashion people. As one does. And I wonder… do Rosetta and Sienna’s social circles overlap at all?

 

Cheers! Fabulous night #rosettagettyxtuscany

A photo posted by @rosettagetty onJul 2, 2016 at 4:08pm PDT

Shout-out to the industrious Snapchat users who managed to screencap Kendall Jenner’s “cutest little Ziploc baggie” before she deleted it.

"this is the cutest little ziploc baggie I have ever seen" - Kendall Jenner snapchatted a coke bag https://t.co/3oiKYyZ1u1— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) July 3, 2016

Uh oh, Wiz Khalifa has figured out the secret to our feminine mood swings.

So I found out when girls get all weird and irrational that usually means their on cocaine. That fuggin sucks.— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) July 4, 2016

Two things of note: 1. JLo and Lin-Manuel Miranda are working together. 2. Her pants look suspiciously like Juicy sweatpants.

 

Me and #Lin-Manuel Miranda working in studio on something very special... #LMTWGR #Loveisloveisloveislove #LoveMakeTheWorldGoRound #happy4thofJuly

A video posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onJul 4, 2016 at 9:06am PDT

A photo from the set of The Glass Castle – look at all the adorable ginger kids!

 

Smashing day with the #glasscastlemovie #family 🌳

A photo posted by Naomi Watts (@naomiwatts) onJul 3, 2016 at 7:28pm PDT

I just got my driver’s license a few years ago. Um, I hope Lady Gaga is better at driving than I am. Learning as an adult sucks.

 

Me at the DMV 🙈. SCHOOLS OUT 🤘🏽🚬

A photo posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) onJul 2, 2016 at 8:42am PDT

Happy 4th of July!

 

What a beautiful #july4th surprise! Sending so much love to my countrymen from across the sea! #independanceday

A video posted by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onJul 4, 2016 at 5:32am PDT