Smutty Social Media, July 6, 2016
According to TMZ, Ciara and Russell Wilson got married today.
A photo posted by Russell Wilson (@dangerusswilson) onJul 3, 2016 at 5:30pm PDT
Mischa has made it back to Paris for fashion week. That’s a big step. Do you love or hate the dress? I think it’s a fine choice for a jewelry event.
At the @bulgariofficial event last night #Paris #hautecouture 🇫🇷💙
A photo posted by Mischa Barton (@mischamazing) onJul 6, 2016 at 2:31am PDT
Iggy’s struggle braid.
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A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) onJul 6, 2016 at 2:26am PDT
Solid subtle shade throwing here.
Has he announced that he's leaving yet? https://t.co/dZ4Jf0TlcI— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 5, 2016
I see why Fergie feels the need for this stunt mess but I refuse to indulge in a rant about how much I hate this stupid video. But I will say this: babies can’t even drink real cow’s milk, even Adam from Girls knows that. And what good can come from sexualizing breastfeeding? OK I said two things.
My little monkey loved this banana split. pic.twitter.com/lbS1SJxo2x— Fergie (@Fergie) July 6, 2016
For your lunchtime viewing pleasure, this Armageddon DVD commentary has been all over Twitter (apologies to the first person to dig it up, I couldn’t find the source). Ben Affleck’s best moments are when he’s detached and cocky, not intense and defensive about his friend Tom. (NSFW language.)