Knives Out has its knives out and so does the best stan feed on the internet, Ana de Armas Updates which, if you recall, has already been blocked by Ana herself. Now, for reasons unknown, the Knives Out Twitter account blocked Updates. The movie was released in September of 2019 and it’s still entertaining us. As we wait… and wait… and wait for a sequel, this will sustain us. Now there’s a theory (which fits into the film’s theme) that ADAU and Knives Out are one in the same. Credible or no? I don’t think so, but I’m no Benoit Blanc.

 

OMG you guys, Chade Hudson (aka Lil Huddy), cheated on Charli D’Amelio with Nessa! If you don’t have a 12-year-old around to translate what this means, here’s a cheat sheet.

I watched the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix but is it Giz-laine? Guh-laine? Google tells me it’s Gee-lane. That doesn’t sound right. 

So with Ghislaine’s arrest comes renewed conspiracy theories, one of which is ripping through Facebook and Twitter. Someone created a fake manifest of Jeffrey Epstein’s plane and included every celebrity you can think of on it. This is being passed around as a legit source and so all of these celebrities are being accused of pedophilia. Now there are many problems with this so-called manifest: John Legend’s legal name isn’t John Legend. Jeffrey Epstein is on it twice (and in one instance his name is spelled wrong). There is obviously a troll-driven effort to distribute this list and defame certain celebrities, news anchors, and politically active wealthy people. This “list” serves two purposes: demonize certain celebrities and, at the same time, confuse the real issue – the men and women who were actually on the plane. Chrissy Teigen is one of the only celebrities to acknowledge it (you know someone is being harassed if you see pizza emojis in the comments) but then she’s put in a bad position: if she ignores it, they flood her feed telling her she’s hiding. If she acknowledges the disgusting fake bullsh-t, they say she’s scared and it amplifies it. What else can she do, besides appeal to Twitter? Facebook isn’t going to do a damn thing about it.

 

Working out at home can be a little demotivating – could Olivia Pope help with that? Kerry Washington is doing a yoga series on Instagram (there’s no set date but she archives the videos) and her voice is so soothing. 

You might not believe me but Victoria’s Secret used to sell a jumpsuit just like this – strapless terry cloth. Even Tracee Ellis Ross can’t pull it off. 

Two icons being iconic.