Smutty Social Media, June 1, 2016

This one goes out to Duana.

 

Okay @markseliger you win for best job in the world. Shooting the brilliant @hamiltonmusical cast for @Rollingstone

A video posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onJun 1, 2016 at 8:31am PDT

The Hills turned 10 yesterday and aren’t they all sort of where you expected them to be after 10 years? Lifestyle websites, C-list marriages, social media stars. Middling, but not forgotten. Oh and Spencer narrates US Weekly stories on Snapchat.

You need to watch @SpencerPratt's hilarious commentary to our story about #TheHills: https://t.co/pRH2ZB8XMy pic.twitter.com/LVzzHdppgr— Us Weekly (@usweekly) June 1, 2016

Tom Hanks is one of the last real movie stars, and his worst trait is lame dad jokes. It’s a nice departure from what we’ve seen this week.

 

Drive too fast you'll get a ticket!! Hanx

A photo posted by Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) onJun 1, 2016 at 8:38am PDT

I really want to hear what Kate Beckinsale is saying here. I’m sure it’s nothing important, just the lack of sound is piquing my curiosity.

 

Fashion

A video posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) onJun 1, 2016 at 8:29am PDT

Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski are still together. He’s even in with Finn.

 

Cool guyz 📷Leica D-lux 5

A photo posted by Amanda Seyfried (@mingey) onMay 31, 2016 at 6:36pm PDT

Maya and Marty premieres tonight! As you know, I’ve been excited about this for a while. And it makes sense that Miley would appear – it’s on NBC (The Voice) and she was in the Bill Murray Netflix special, along with Maya. Great choice all around.

 

guest starring onnnn the premiere episode of @mayaandmarty toooooniiiiiight!! Tune in on NBC at 10/9c

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) onMay 31, 2016 at 6:20pm PDT

I once fed a giraffe and it had a tongue like sandpaper.

 

Forget French Kisses. It's all about Giraffe kisses. @malibusafaris

A photo posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) onMay 31, 2016 at 6:22pm PDT

When I wear this type of outfit, I look like I’ve given up on life. On Diane Kruger, it could be in Vogue.

 

La Nuit Parisienne 😏

A photo posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekruger) onMay 31, 2016 at 10:21am PDT

Kathy Griffin calls out Kristin Chenoweth’s extensions. Remember when Tina Fey said Paris Hilton left Fraggle Rock hair all over the SNL studio?

 

What celebrity left this at my house? #Kathy #hair Her name rhymes w "Bistin Benoweth"

A photo posted by Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) onMay 31, 2016 at 4:48pm PDT

Kind of love this: Kate Mara was an early bird at the Dior show.

 

Among the first guests to arrive, actress Kate Mara looked beautiful in the front row for tonight's Dior Cruise 2017 fashion show. #StarsinDior #DiorCruise

A photo posted by Dior Official (@dior) onMay 31, 2016 at 10:34am PDT