Smutty Social Media, June 17, 2016

Ben Mendelsohn is loved by Ryan Gosling and Mindy Kaling, and married to Emma Forrest. He’s winning life, basically.

My favorite actor and all around rock solid dude Ben Mendelsohn on @JimmyKimmelLive tonight. #Mendelvision https://t.co/Jmt7uA0wc7— Ryan Gosling (@RyanGosling) June 17, 2016

 

I can't with you Ben Mendelsohn

A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onJun 16, 2016 at 6:00pm PDT

If you ever want to start a vicious fight in the comments section of social media, post a photo of a child in a car seat.

 

Happy napper! 😍 #carpool #cutie

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onJun 17, 2016 at 8:57am PDT

The only ceasefire on a family vacation is when a photo is being taken.

 

Oh look at us on our fun family trip. I don't know who is going to explode first, me or Mt. Etna (behind us). Why travel when you can fight in the comfort and privacy of your own home?

A photo posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onJun 16, 2016 at 4:32pm PDT

I am a delicate flower and need complete darkness and complete silence when I sleep. I can’t even have a phone in the room. Why don’t I own an eye mask?

 

Worked till 3 am. No blinds in new apartment. Thank god for @jetblue eye mask. ☀️🙅🏼🙈

A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) onJun 17, 2016 at 7:04am PDT

Britney’s security team doesn’t try to blend in at the beach. I wonder if it’s a preventative tactic – people are less likely to approach when they see a dude dressed like the Secret Service.

 

My security team is like family... I'm so grateful for them ❤️ This was such a wonderful day

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onJun 16, 2016 at 10:47am PDT

Look how good her skin is up close. Her skin tone is so even. And no dark circles under the eyes. But how?!

 

Harlee's baaaaccck... #shadesofblue #season2 #HarleeSantos #NBC

A photo posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onJun 16, 2016 at 10:48pm PDT

Ciara can’t score with Russell Wilson (literally this time).

 

Penalty Kick....#Blocked 😂

A video posted by Ciara (@ciara) onJun 16, 2016 at 11:43pm PDT

This weekend has to be better than last – it couldn’t possibly be worse. Here’s Billy Eichner’s game of “Bob Dylan or Anal Sex” to kick it off.

Ok if u need a laugh enjoy 2 of the best BILLY ON THE STREET contestants of all time playing BOB DYLAN OR ANAL SEX? https://t.co/MLnPLnIpp4— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 16, 2016