Smutty Social Media, June 29, 2016

Another summer in Vancouver, another year I probably won’t hike the Grouse Grind. If Neil Patrick Harris takes a gondola up, I actually feel less bad about being a lump of uselessness.

 

Vancouver is awesome. Took the family up to Grouse Mountain, rode a gondola, saw a lumberjack show and took in the spectacular views. And rested in carved trees. #ohcanada

A photo posted by Neil Patrick Harris (@nph) onJun 29, 2016 at 6:52am PDT

The reviews for Independence Day: Resurgence have been pretty awful across the board. Here’s Sarah’s. So what now, Liam? How many chances does he get to become a movie star? (And don’t say The Hunger Games, that had zero to do with him.) He needs Miley now more than ever.

 

#FriendsWithBenefits

A photo posted by Liam Hemsworth (@liamhemsworth) onJun 29, 2016 at 5:12am PDT

If my son’s 18-year-old girlfriend (or boyfriend) wrote me this note, I’d be like slow your f-cking roll. It’s a bit intense.

 

Happy birthday momma sulkin ❤️✨ I love you so much! You are such a great soul and have done so many wonderful things one of them being...raising a beautiful soul I get to call mine every day. So I can't thank you enough. Hope it's a great one 😍

A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) onJun 29, 2016 at 8:37am PDT

I will never stop wondering what Salma and Linda Evangelista’s relationship is like. But it’s also cool how they’ve never, ever made it public. It can be done.

 

Watch out for the 8 years old Raphael Alejandro, my son on "How to be a Latin Lover". He is definitely a scene stealer. Chequen a este niño Raphael Alejandro que tan solo 8 años es ladron de escenas. Mi hijo en película. #howtobealatinlover #talent #actor #raphaelalejandro #movie #howtobealatinlover

A photo posted by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) onJun 29, 2016 at 7:38am PDT

I bet Justin Bieber is disappointed he didn’t make it into Kanye’s bed. He would have been a good pick, actually.

 

Me and the nashvillians!!!

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onJun 28, 2016 at 10:08pm PDT

James Franco is constantly working but I can’t remember the last time I sat down to watch a James Franco movie.

 

Directing #thedeuce y'all @hbo

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) onJun 28, 2016 at 2:34pm PDT

Maybe he’s really listening for the sound of his own voice.

sometimes I roll my window down when I’m driving just to hear what music other ppl are listening to…— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) June 28, 2016