Maria’s away today so I’m filling in!

I love this lip colour on Gwen Stefani. But it’s the kind of lip colour that I think washes me out because of my skin tone. That said, I still keep trying. After all these years, I willfully forget that it doesn’t work on me until I see, again, that it doesn’t work on me.

 

@jamienelson6 u 4 so fly gx

A post shared by Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) onJun 9, 2017 at 7:40am PDT

Have you seen Sarah Silverman’s new Netflix special, A Speck Of Dust yet? I love her. I love it. And she’s on the rundown right now for the next episode of Show Your Work. Because Sarah has talked about how, as a comic, she’s evolved her work, updated her jokes, understood that certain jokes don’t work in certain times. Also, the video at the end of the special, wait for it. It’s worth it for that part alone.

 

Yo yo thanks @stopstaringclothing for makin me look like a supah classy lady tonight ❤️

A post shared by @sarahkatesilverman onJun 9, 2017 at 1:30am PDT

How big is this chair in real life? Because The Rock isn’t making it look tiny. And he makes most chairs look tiny. So is this a special Rock-sized chair? I really want to size-check it with my own body, see if my feet dangle.

 

First look at our new #EmmyMagazine cover celebrating our third season of @ballershbo. The balance of both a film and television career has been a focused strategy with lots of moving parts over the years, but ultimately very rewarding because of the growth it's allowed me to have as an actor and producer. Grateful to share my lessons on this kind of success. And squeeze myself into a chair I'm way too big for. #Ballers #Season3 #July #SevenBucksProds #HBO #EmmyMagazine

A post shared by therock (@therock) onJun 9, 2017 at 6:16am PDT

This is a standard-size chair. It might even be a slightly smaller than usual chair so as to enhance the size of Kevin Hart’s junk. That’s the point of this video, isn’t it? That’s what the two pears are there for? Balls…and how to contain them.

 

If don’t get yourself some Tommy Johns then you can go ahead and stay at the saggy drawers station droopy butt! Don’t be a droopy butt. Try one pair and you’ll know! @tommyjohnwear

A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) onJun 8, 2017 at 9:20am PDT

Gal Gadot covers Grazia China. Remember that article I posted last week about why Ivanka Trump is so popular in China? Because…um… she looks Chinese?! Please let Wonder Woman be more popular in China than Ivanka Trump.

 

Thank you for having me Grazia China 🇨🇳

A post shared by Gal Gadot (@gal_gadot) onJun 8, 2017 at 8:01pm PDT

I just want to revisit this Beyoncé post from May 30th. Because she hasn’t posted since. And throughout this pregnancy, she’s been making a point of updating at least once a week. It’s been almost two weeks. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

 

😁🇺🇸

A post shared by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onMay 29, 2017 at 11:43pm PDT

 

Share this post