Smutty Social Media, March 16, 2017
– 3 min read
You can tell right away that this is SJP.
You are the older sister that storytellers describe. The reliable. The most kind. The calm one. The one that always completed her homework in the midst of chaos. The one who magically found my every missing item. The one that kept all my secrets and secreted my misdeeds. The one who who I shared a room with for 18 years and never complained. The one who produced the most surprising laughs. And everyone's favorite big sister. Happy birthday Rachel. When I grow up I want to be just like you. I Iove you so. XXX, your messy, cramming at midnight sister Sj
A post shared by SJP (@sarahjessicaparker) onMar 15, 2017 at 2:16pm PDT
I really, really wish I had Chris Pratt’s food delivery service. I can almost taste that sashimi and I’m totally willing to try whatever’s in that jar.
#JurassicWorld2 #WHATSMYSNACK watch me eat cat food like a good little boy
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onMar 16, 2017 at 6:11am PDT
#WHATSMYSNACK #JurassicWorld2
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onMar 16, 2017 at 5:50am PDT
Lupita’s winter tears. Real tears!
When they say you have to work outside in 30°F weather. #NotThisAfrican #UnemploymentHereICome #PearlsClutched
A post shared by Lupita Nyong'o (@lupitanyongo) onMar 16, 2017 at 6:33am PDT
OMGGGG RASHIDA JONES IS GOING TO BE ON MY FAVOURITE SHOW!!!
Blackish is one of my favorite shows and now I get to be on it whattttttt. So excited to play sister to these talented and gorgeous people 🙏🏽(family inside joke, you'll see). @traceeellisross @daveeddiggs @blackishabc
A post shared by Rashida Jones (@rashidajones) onMar 15, 2017 at 9:57pm PDT
This popcorn looks deep-fried. Can you even deep-fry popcorn? Maybe it’s just me. All I’ve been thinking about today is onion rings.
We. Are. On. The. Popcorn. In. Beijing. 😱 WE. ARE. POPCORN. PEOPLE.
A post shared by Brie (@brielarson) onMar 16, 2017 at 8:35am PDT
Really hated Katie Holmes’s hair last night. I don’t see the point of all the pieces falling down.
@rodortega4hair is photo bombing me :). On way to #aftercamelot #screening 💕 thank u @jeanneyangstyle for styling me! @albertaferretti dress and @tamaramellon shoes
A post shared by Katie Holmes (@katieholmes212) onMar 15, 2017 at 6:09pm PDT












