Smutty Social Media, March 21, 2016

Basic moms (like me) worry about Easter egg hunts while Beyonce is doing the first day of spring.

Mindy has inspired me to make these carrot cards, which I will definitely f-ck up. Her explanation for why she is making homemade crafts when she is an impossibly busy person is absolutely perfect.

 

I'm sending Easter baskets to two little kids this year, my godson Makua and my cousin's baby Josie. Everything in the baskets I selected from my favorite LA spots but I wanted something to be homemade, so they don't think Auntie Min is an obsessive workaholic who outsources presents like the protagonist in a bad indie movie. I think these carrot cards came out great! Happy Easter!

A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onMar 20, 2016 at 6:46pm PDT

Gwyneth’s UK mom group traveled to New York for a visit… I would definitely accept that invitation. Do you think she has them stay with her (if she still has a place in NYC), or springs for a hotel? How does that work with rich people - is it borderline offensive to pick up the tab on holiday? If the kids were at the same school, finances wouldn’t be an issue.

 

One of the great surprises in life no one tells you about, the dear friends you make when your children start school. #reunionweekend #highgate #bemelmansbar #nyc 🇬🇧🇺🇸

A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onMar 20, 2016 at 8:03am PDT

Lordy lordy Laura Jeanne is 40, y’all.

 

A video posted by Derek Blasberg (@derekblasberg) onMar 19, 2016 at 10:51pm PDT

Kate Hudson, Nicole Richie and Jen Meyer go to a party… doesn’t matter what party, doesn’t matter what night. They all blend together at this point.

 

Girls getting ready 💄❤️

A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) onMar 20, 2016 at 5:27pm PDT

Al Pacino, that’s a good sighting. And I love that Ciara and Russell Wilson know it.

 

Moment. Al Pacino and @DangeRussWilson #AnyGivenSunday. @Carineroitfeld Dinner.

A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) onMar 20, 2016 at 10:18pm PDT

I’m behind on Better Call Saul this year, it’s stacking up on my PVR and giving me anxiety.

 

A photo posted by Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) onMar 20, 2016 at 5:47pm PDT

Further confirmation that the Bradley/Naomi breakfast was indeed just breakfast.

 

The SUPREMES @edward_enninful @luigimurenu @iamnaomicampbell @riccardotisci17 @luigiandiango @dafstudio #sunday#gang

A photo posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) onMar 20, 2016 at 11:35am PDT

Twitter is 10 today – let’s celebrate with one of the GREATEST TWEETERS OF ALL TIME.

My tweets are a form of contemporary art only compromised by people trying to tell me what to tweet and not to tweet...— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 14, 2016