Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for March 29, 2017

David Beckham has a cameo in King Arthur and I get he’s supposed to be bloody and battered but it’s his teeth that are freaking me out the most.

Rough day at the office @kingarthurmovie @guyritchie

A post shared by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) onMar 28, 2017 at 6:59am PDT

Speaking of Guy Ritchie, I saw this earlier this week and forgot to post it. This is what he put up for Mother’s Day in the UK and… I get it. He’s blissfully married (he and his wife take every opportunity to point that out). But when you share children with two women this comes off like a bit of a dick move.

The best, the very best mum in the world, it's not up for debate.

A post shared by Guy Ritchie (@guyritchie) onMar 26, 2017 at 2:17am PDT

So I guess Justin Timberlake is making new music. Timbaland and Pharrell won’t let another Can’t Stop the Feeling happen, right? Please no.

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A post shared by Pharrell Williams (@pharrell) onMar 28, 2017 at 7:46pm PDT

Natalie Portman lends her breathy voice to Dior perfume.

Discover the behind the scenes of Miss Dior exceptional edition in Christian Dior's Couture Ateliers. #absolutelymissdior #fragrance #missdior #behindthescenes #perfume

A post shared by Dior Official (@dior) onMar 29, 2017 at 4:30am PDT

Does Craig Ferguson have weird eyebrows? I’ve looked through some pictures but they seem fine to me.

Okay @CraigyFerg you end up w 3 @DaytimeEmmys one has to go to me. Otherwise I call Immigration. And the WEP (Weird Eyebrow Police). https://t.co/EOJsplBpQD— Denis Leary (@denisleary) March 23, 2017

How great was @JimNorton! @SIRIUSXM @netflix pic.twitter.com/DXt9AszcV8— Craig Ferguson Show (@TheCFergShow) March 28, 2017

PEOPLE has this feature called “What I Eat In a Day” wherein actresses keep a food diary and a nutritionist critiques it. The tips are not that enlightening, more like obvious, “Turn that pita sandwich into a salad!” suggestions. The larger point is that we’ve gotten so used to accepting public critique of celebrity bodies that it’s become totally normal to read the calorie count of strangers. Last week, Hayley wrote a straight-forward, realistic piece about what it takes, what it really takes, for these women to have red-carpet ready bodies at all times. Cutting out a piece of toast won’t do it.

Lunch break from press day in NYC for @imaginarymaryabc Thanks @marniburton & @dal11211 for making me purty. Thanks @deniceduff for the 📸! Thanks @aliceandolivia for my cute jacket and always big love to @rebeccaminkoff for the rad bags! 👛 Also another shoutout to @mmjewelry cuz I ALWAYS wear them. #imaginarymary 👑

A post shared by Jenna Elfman (@jennaelfman) onMar 27, 2017 at 1:55pm PDT

John Krasinski is working on a Jack Ryan series for Amazon. Will John’s version be kind of dry? Maybe a smart ass? Definitely low-key funny, that’s his thing.

Let's go to work... #JackRyan pic.twitter.com/5jvVDOUZCe— John Krasinski (@johnkrasinski) March 6, 2017

Have you ever done this – met up with a friend in another city when you both happen to be traveling at the same time? It is fun. And I bet John and Andy dish together. Because Andy would not be afraid to ask the probing questions and John would only be too happy to open up.

I have the best, weirdest travel karma with @johnmayer where we always wind up in the same city, which means lots of food and a river of words. He split again, for the #SearchForEverything tour. Can't wait to see it.

A post shared by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) onMar 29, 2017 at 9:15am PDT