Smutty Social Media, March 30, 2017
I know a surprising number of people that have to hide from their pets to get anything done.
Literally just snuck out of my crib because I didn't want the turtles to see me because I have to buy them food.— Craig Robinson (@MrCraigRobinson) March 29, 2017
Community was a subversive cult-hit, but that doesn’t mean it was any more enlightened when it came time to cut the cheques.
Eight years on network television as a series regular, paid essentially the same as a white, male guest star. #BlackWomenAtWork— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) March 29, 2017
Mischa Barton is on an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil. Can anything good come out that? He’s a bit of an exploitive famewhore.
A new day !!! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/yrmWsN6L1r— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) March 3, 2017
Cindy’s gift for the Clooney twins. George owns a lot of Casamigos t-shirts, he wears them constantly. Does she make him change for dinner? Also, boy and a girl?
Hey, @RandeGerber — think I got the perfect baby gift for the Clooneys! 👶💗👶💙
A post shared by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onMar 30, 2017 at 9:28am PDT
Two former Glee cast members who don’t want to tear each other’s hair out.
About to tune in to #DWTS let's go @HeatherMorrisTV!— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) March 21, 2017
How long until the lower-tier tabloids start pushing “Cara and Amber” dating rumours? There are already rumblings on some blogs and in the UK tabloids.
Sandwich
A post shared by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) onMar 29, 2017 at 10:09am PDT
I prefer the Teletubbies’ expression. Less obnoxious.
I don't always play with teletubbies, but when I do I let the red one touch me. Some perks on day three of the #fast8 press tour. #redismyfavorite #fastandfurious8 #fateofthefurious #teletubbies
A post shared by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onMar 30, 2017 at 8:15am PDT
The only inspirational quote I’m interested in seeing on Twitter.
Mama said "Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind" pic.twitter.com/DMrnPqtCsq— RuPaul (@RuPaul) March 30, 2017










