I know a surprising number of people that have to hide from their pets to get anything done.

Literally just snuck out of my crib because I didn't want the turtles to see me because I have to buy them food.— Craig Robinson (@MrCraigRobinson) March 29, 2017

Community was a subversive cult-hit, but that doesn’t mean it was any more enlightened when it came time to cut the cheques.

Eight years on network television as a series regular, paid essentially the same as a white, male guest star. #BlackWomenAtWork— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) March 29, 2017

Mischa Barton is on an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil. Can anything good come out that? He’s a bit of an exploitive famewhore.

A new day !!! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/yrmWsN6L1r— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) March 3, 2017

Cindy’s gift for the Clooney twins. George owns a lot of Casamigos t-shirts, he wears them constantly. Does she make him change for dinner? Also, boy and a girl?

 

Hey, @RandeGerber — think I got the perfect baby gift for the Clooneys! 👶💗👶💙

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Two former Glee cast members who don’t want to tear each other’s hair out.

About to tune in to #DWTS let's go @HeatherMorrisTV!— Naya Rivera (@NayaRivera) March 21, 2017

How long until the lower-tier tabloids start pushing “Cara and Amber” dating rumours? There are already rumblings on some blogs and in the UK tabloids.

 

Sandwich

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I prefer the Teletubbies’ expression. Less obnoxious.

 

I don't always play with teletubbies, but when I do I let the red one touch me. Some perks on day three of the #fast8 press tour. #redismyfavorite #fastandfurious8 #fateofthefurious #teletubbies

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The only inspirational quote I’m interested in seeing on Twitter.

Mama said "Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind" pic.twitter.com/DMrnPqtCsq— RuPaul (@RuPaul) March 30, 2017

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