Smutty Social Media, March 9, 2016

Same expression I make when a Maroon 5 song is on every goddamn station.

 

This photo is the physical embodiment of how i feel for the first 30 minutes of being awake. I get AWESOME around minute 31.

A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) onMar 9, 2016 at 7:18am PST

The difference between a pole and a rope? Classism.

 

Damn Pink we were all born naked society sexualizes our breast and bodies. If a grown mother of 2 is comfortable with her body and wants to show it off that's none of ur business or anyone else's. Now, if u wanna talk to kids and be a mentor to young teens, tell them to go to school and to not use their bodies to get ahead?! I'm all for it! But please as a grown woman let another grown woman live as she wishes. That's our problem! We're so quick to down each other instead of uplifting! Pink, We've seen u damn near naked swinging from a rope( Beautifully) but what's the difference between a rope, a pole and a pic on Instagram? Classism. Because u sing while ur half naked does that make it "Classy" or is it because u have a "talent"? I'm not dissing at all Pink just curious after u said "You'll never have to make a silly excuse for yourself".

A photo posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) onMar 9, 2016 at 7:07am PST

Chris Pratt cries listening to… Macklemore?!

On set listening to the new @macklemore album. "Growing Up," made me legit cry. "I'll be patient one more month." Makes me miss my son.— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) February 26, 2016

Don’t mean to brag but I think I could out-eat The Rock.

 

Strict diet while shooting, so about every 4 days we have to implement "DJ Heaven".. #LateNightCarbUp #SteakAndWholeEggs #ChocolateChipBananaPancakes Destroying begins in 3...2...

A photo posted by therock (@therock) onMar 8, 2016 at 9:07pm PST

I'm not usually a pink person but love this coat on January Jones. I don’t get the joke but I love the coat.

 

I'm always so cool in a first class lounge. #spritz #brush #lookandactascrazyaspossible

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) onMar 9, 2016 at 1:37am PST

I have to agree with JT that David Blaine is indeed a trip. Did you see the trick he played on Harrison Ford? "Get the f-ck out of my house."

 

This dude, @davidblaine is THE BEST IN THE BIZ. Me and @abelxo are TRIPPIN' right now!!!! Known him since I was 19 and he still blows me away with his talent!

A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) onMar 8, 2016 at 8:39pm PST

I want to join Cindy Crawford's mom group. I will bring my own sweatshirt!

 

Now that's friendship! My mommy group showing love as we sneak away for a girl's trip — and more birthday celebrations! ❤️

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onMar 9, 2016 at 6:49am PST

Of course Goldie Hawn's first Instagram is on a trampoline. It’s how she clears her head.

 

Have to clear my brain after watching all of this election frenzy 🙃

A video posted by Goldie Hawn (@officialgoldiehawn) onMar 8, 2016 at 5:18pm PST