Smutty Social Media, March 9, 2017

Choupette lives better than all of us. But I’m not sure how useful cat travel trips (on a private plane!) are. I guess that’s not the point. The point is to point out our peasant-ness.

 

Time to get Choupette's bests travel tips. Read her exclusive interview by clicking the link in the bio 👆🏻 #KARLLAGERFELD

A post shared by KARL LAGERFELD (@karllagerfeld) onMar 9, 2017 at 9:02am PST

Alex Pettyfer took his girlfriend to Hogwarts.

 

Happy birthday @marloeshorst 🔫💋💕🎥❤️😵😋😇🦉😘🤡 Had the best day #family #bigkids #hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry

A post shared by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) onMar 8, 2017 at 9:24pm PST

Is this Anne Hathaway’s son? I completely forgot she had a kid, but those are his initials. I’m quite sure I’ve never seen a picture of him anywhere.

 

JRS watching Mommy give her speech at the UN yesterday #forourboys #forourgirls #forthefuture #loveislove #parentsareparents #paidparental #iwd #ppl @unwomen

A post shared by Anne Hathaway (@annehathaway) onMar 9, 2017 at 7:43am PST

Oh Lord I hope they aren’t discussing a new Entourage movie. (Doug Elin is responsible for writing and directing it. Name and shame.)

 

Great night

A post shared by Doug Ellin (@mrdougellin) onMar 9, 2017 at 5:59am PST

Season 3 of UnREAL. Should I even get my hopes up? We’ve talked about this – season 2 was terrible. My only hope is that they completely abandon all of those storylines and act like that whole season didn’t happen.

 

TEAM 📽 #directing #unrealtv

A post shared by Shiri Appleby (@shiriappleby) onMar 8, 2017 at 4:24pm PST

The Joe Bros do dinner in London.

 

Brothers Take London

A post shared by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) onMar 8, 2017 at 2:17pm PST

I absolutely love this dress on Kate Bosworth. Better than what she wore to the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

 

This HAPPY to be in a room with the most extraordinary and inspiring women! Rainbow-sequin-dream dress by the incomparable @dvf who is also here tonight ❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙

A post shared by Kate Bosworth (@katebosworth) onMar 8, 2017 at 4:45pm PST

 

💘 VANITY FAIR 💘 Thank you @hungvanngo @bridgetbragerhair @jensulkess xx I LOVE YOU & sincerely appreciate your work and friendship. It's always a mad evening and you guys rock it! Dress: @j_mendel Jewels: @piaget Shoes: @louboutinworld

A post shared by Kate Bosworth (@katebosworth) onFeb 27, 2017 at 8:20pm PST

How Lorde’s friends appreciate her work. Do you think Taylor sends her drunk Snapchats? I bet Ed Sheeran does.

i have definitely never gotten this many drunken snapchats from friends singing a song of mine before that's for sure— Lorde (@lorde) March 5, 2017