Miley Cyrus didn’t have to acknowledge the four year anniversary of "Malibu" but she did, describing it in part as “a song about a place and person that at the time I loved very much. That love was reciprocated beyond what I could describe here with freedom & escapism.” The person and the place didn’t last – her home was destroyed in a fire and that intense experience brought her and Liam closer together, which led to their short marriage. In her post-breakup song “Slide Away”, it was a goodbye to that life (So won't you slide away back to the ocean, I'll go back to the city lights), the end of that moment in time. A few weeks ago I wrote that Liam posing with his dog was a thirst trap and it was a joke, but what if it’s not? If Bennifer can do it, are Miley and Liam totally out of the realm of possibility?

 

Daily Mail’s photo captions are highly descriptive and sometimes ridiculous. Here’s my crack at this image: “Comedian Sarah Silverman goes quarantine casual in a red tee and plaid boxer shorts, exposing her toned tummy while her faithful pooches stay close.”

 

Adam Sandler wasn’t “turned away” from an IHOP exactly, but he was told it was a half hour wait and chose to leave. He didn’t pull down his mask to show who he was or make a stink about it and later the hostess was mortified, which she shouldn’t be – she was just doing her job. He took it in stride and played along for Milkshake Monday, with proceeds going to Comedy Gives Back. Then he did a TikTok video with the hostess. Affability is an underrated trait in a celebrities.

 

The Succession cast members on Instagram are not posting a lot, but here’s Gerri’s office view. Do you think she and Roman spent quarantine together?

Kenan Thompson has been on SNL since 2003 and his self-titled sitcom has been renewed – will he be leaving his night job? He is such an underrated player) and I wonder if, after nearly 20 years, there’s any benefit to him keeping his night job. SNL is a notoriously challenging and exhausting environment but it hasn’t changed his performance energy – he is so warm and so funny. 

 

Catherine Zeta Jones has strong “kooky socialite” energy on Instagram and it absolutely works for her. She should do another comedy. She was great in America’s Sweethearts.