Smutty Social Media, May 24, 2016

Justin and Taylor are forging a tenuous peace treaty over Instagram (she “liked” this post).

 

A video posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onMay 23, 2016 at 2:51pm PDT

Anne’s pre-Ellen show hives.

 

Proof that my "#ellendegeneres Nerves" are real... Watch me on @theellenshow today @disneyalice xx

A photo posted by Anne Hathaway (@annehathaway) onMay 24, 2016 at 9:50am PDT

LOVE this Valentino on Mia Wasikowska.

 

Australian actress #MiaWasikowska stars on the cover of @officielitalia in a shimmery sequin dress from the #Fall2016 collection. #ValentinoCover

A photo posted by Valentino (@maisonvalentino) onMay 24, 2016 at 9:52am PDT

When you cycle with your work wives.

Very excited to once again work so closely w @GillianHardG & @bettyholm that we start having our periods at the same time. Nature is magic.— jenny slate (@jennyslate) May 23, 2016

Ciara is pissed at MTV over its Billboard Music Awards live tweet. Most of it was deleted, but this was in reference to MTV joking that Ciara won’t say Rihanna’s name.

Thought She Was Amazing.1 Of The Best Performances Of The Night Don't Understand The Need 2 Go Here.#What'sThePoint? https://t.co/yspiiACAuV— Ciara (@ciara) May 23, 2016

I generally don’t wear makeup, but it seems like a lot of products (and time, and expertise) are needed to get this look. And one isn’t even available yet.

 

Want inspo for a modern smokey eye -try a blue cat eye @honest_beauty Follow these steps to get the look: 1. Prime face with Everything Primer 2. Mix Everything Foundation in Almond, Camel, and Java 3. Apply Luminizing Powder in Dusk Reflection at the hairline and cheeks 4. Apply Luminizing Powder in Dawn Reflection all over 5. Apply Contour + Highlight Kit (Coming soon!) 6. Smoke eyes with Ocean Blue Eyeshadow Trio 7. Line eyes with True Velvet Eyeliner in Truly Sapphire 8. Fill brows with Rich Brunette Brow Filler 9. Fill lips with Honey Kiss Truly Kissable Lip Crayon 10. Layer on Kind Kiss Lip Gloss @laurenandersen makeup 💋

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onMay 23, 2016 at 4:20pm PDT

Between defending the NuGhostbusters trailer, Patton Oswalt has very high praise for The Nice Guy.

Just saw @theniceguys. Gonna be my new Lebowski. Holy shit. Offensive, hilarious, relentless. REALLY needed that. Thank you.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 20, 2016

I have said this before and I will say it again – there are too many petitions! Seriously, who is emotionally invested enough to sign the “Save the Mysteries of Laura” petition?

Our #Diamonds are just the best! We all love you💋❤️ @JoshLucas @lazofficial @Janina @maxjenkinsyall https://t.co/eveJE7Fciu— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) May 23, 2016

I worry about this girl, and never because of what she is wearing.

 

Middle fingers up Put them hands high Wave it in his face Tell him boy bye 👋🏽

A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) onMay 24, 2016 at 12:04am PDT