Smutty Social Media, May 25, 2016

Chris Martin and Annabelle Wallis are still going strong. If that sort of thing is of interest to you.

 

COLDPLAY ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #coldplay #incredible

A photo posted by @annabellewallis onMay 25, 2016 at 1:42am PDT

Why only 2 hair pins? What did she need them for? I have many questions about this sticky note.

 

@enews caught a rogue Post-it attached to my bag...Spoiler alert: it's just my very important shopping list. 😂

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onMay 24, 2016 at 11:55am PDT

I would totally use Kevin Hart emojis, even with Lainey, who hates emojis altogether.

My Emoji App will be the Emoji App of all Emoji Apps....I'm going to release it on the biggest weekend of the summer!! Prepare 2 be Amazed— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) May 25, 2016

Nicki’s stripper name, None Salmon, is trending on Twitter. It’s created using the color of one’s underwear and the last thing she ate. Mine would be White Coffee. It kind of works. (Lainey: mine would be None Squash…which does not work at all.)

 

Follow the rules. What's your stripper name? Mine is #NoneSalmon

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) onMay 24, 2016 at 10:59pm PDT

The Smith kids are deep into Michael Cera these days; he and Willow released a song Twentfortyeight 2.0 (you can hear it on Soundcloud). Now Jaden wants to work with him.

Michael Cera is extremely beautiful.— Willy (@OfficialWillow) May 12, 2016

Twentyfortyeight 2.0 was not made for me-I took the liberty of adding vocals to an existing track Michael made a while ago #clarification— Willy (@OfficialWillow) May 19, 2016

Micheal Cera Please Help Me Finish My Album.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 16, 2016

Isn’t it funny how the paps just happened to be there right after she got her hair done? What a coincidence! The fact that she specifically mentions the brand name of her extensions has nothing to do with it, OK?

 

Just a little gas station glamour for you LOL. I had just finished up my color with @georgepapanikolas and new @hairlingerie extensions with @christinarochahair when this sneaky little pic was snapped. At least this mommy was put together today! 💁🏽💁🏽

A photo posted by Naya Rivera Dorsey (@nayarivera) onMay 24, 2016 at 7:39pm PDT

Amber schools America on reality TV.

 

This trick's never seen "Love & Hip Hop" before @americaferrera #SisterSchooling

A photo posted by Amber Tamblyn (@amberrosetamblyn) onMay 24, 2016 at 6:52pm PDT

How can people not want to see this movie?! Leslie Jones’s leather jacket alone is making me want to see it.

 

The bustiest of the Ghostbusters! Tomorrow.

A video posted by Ellen (@theellenshow) onMay 24, 2016 at 5:53pm PDT

Of course Vanity Fair used a picture from 2011 to promote this Johnny Depp story. You can still see… who he was. Also I don’t care about the f-cking dog smuggling, I’m over it. Mostly because I’m over him.

 

Were you also baffled by Johnny Depp's recent dog-smuggling apology video? Watch his explanation of the saga at the link in bio. Photograph by Annie Leibovitz for V.F. January 2011.

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onMay 24, 2016 at 1:51pm PDT