Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2016

The MET Gala totally overshadowed Star Wars day. I’m not mad about that.

 

Happy Star Wars day !! May the 4th be with you !!! #la #kylorenandstimpy #geekpride

A photo posted by Michael Bublé (@michaelbuble) onMay 4, 2016 at 4:55am PDT

I saw this photo and thought how strange that she was in New York and didn’t go to the MET Gala. I was wrong, she was there, in Derek Lam. Love the color and construction of her dress, but it seems that most people were too focused on the (mostly boring) metallic and stunt dresses for her to get any space.

 

Got to see @jessetyler in #FullyCommitted tonight courtesy of @jasontmoore (Jesse not pictured but I stole his hat for this photo and then accidentally stole his hat for real - I'll get it back to you Jesse I promise!!!) Love their collaboration and HOLY CRAP Jesse works it OUT!!! So impressive and so much fun!!!

A photo posted by Anna Kendrick (@annakendrick47) onMay 3, 2016 at 8:32pm PDT

 

@annakendrick47 stunning the #metgala in her custom #DerekLam blue sequin gown. Her date @thedereklam is looking quite dapper as well. #ManusxMachina

A photo posted by Derek Lam+Derek Lam 10 Crosby (@dereklam) onMay 2, 2016 at 7:01pm PDT

Gisele looks good in a beret, because of course she does.

 

Thank you @chanelofficial for this very special experience. #Cuba #ChanelCruiseCuba ✨ Obrigada @chanelofficial por essa experiência inesquecível.

A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) onMay 4, 2016 at 6:20am PDT

Joan Collins is Cara Delevingne’s godmother?!?!

 

Serious godmother love

A video posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) onMay 4, 2016 at 5:41am PDT

I hate laundry/folding clothes so this would definitely be something I’d outsource. I’m not noble about doing chores.

 

People often ask me what I do after shows...tonight, I fold laundry. #lame #mom #somebodysgottadoit #cleansocks

A photo posted by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) onMay 3, 2016 at 9:11pm PDT

Adam Levine is in his second trimester.

 

Week 20 and I'm finally popping! #impregnanttoo

A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) onMay 3, 2016 at 4:17pm PDT

I like this trench coat infinitely better than that STUPID light up dress.

 

American actress #ClaireDanes at @Burberry SoHo, #NewYork, wearing a #Burberry trench

A photo posted by Burberry (@burberry) onMay 3, 2016 at 4:08pm PDT

JLo skipped the MET Gala for an animal onesie and Slum Bear with a selfie stick.

 

Selfies with a Zebra, panda, lion, bear, cheetah, & a monkey. Onesies complementary of @therealsarahhyland

A photo posted by Beau Smart (@beaucaspersmart) onMay 1, 2016 at 11:40am PDT