That’s gonna be a no from me, dog.

 

🙋🏼 @teddysphotos

A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onMay 4, 2017 at 1:28pm PDT

Did Mindy and Riz and Hasan all cut Judd Apatow out of this picture? Tee hee.

 

G.O.A.T.

A post shared by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onMay 1, 2017 at 9:03pm PDT

 

We up in this #metgala @hasanminhaj @mindykaling @azizansari

A post shared by Riz Ahmed / Riz MC (@rizahmed) onMay 1, 2017 at 8:49pm PDT

 

Brilluminatti Meeting 2017

A post shared by Hasan Minhaj (@hasanminhaj) onMay 2, 2017 at 6:05am PDT

 

Humorous people often gather at the Met Ball.

A post shared by Judd Apatow (@juddapatow) onMay 5, 2017 at 2:43pm PDT

Shailene Woodley left three exclamation points as a comment on this photo.

 

Spending #SundayFunday with these ladies ... working on some new lies 🙈🙉🙊

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onMay 7, 2017 at 4:48pm PDT

On Friday I posted a photo of Scott Eastwood with a puppy, wondering if it made him more palatable. It’s Monday and he’s back to this face.

 

Ran into these gems of the sky. They asked for a photo. I said no, I want a photo with you all. They were hilarious. #southwest is always the best. Never take themselves too seriously and haven't been dragged off a plane yet..... although I've probably had a few close calls

A post shared by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onMay 7, 2017 at 9:28pm PDT

I’m sort of into the idea of going on a Disney Cruise. I don’t know why, I hate boats.

 

The only adult wearing ears in the restaurant and the only adult that ordered a Mickey ice cream bar off the kids menu for dessert. I'M LIVING MY LIFE. #mtvmovieawards #disneycruise @disneycruiseline

A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onMay 7, 2017 at 6:51pm PDT

It’s been a week since the MET Gala and I’m still mad at the blatant disregard of the theme and Rei’s work. (Save for the amazing ones like Rihanna, Tracee Ellis Ross, Solange and Zendaya.) Linda Evangelista posted a screenshot of a conversation and I completely believe this person’s account of the selfie sh-tshow beforehand and now I’m curious – who is this “F”?

 

#screenshot

A post shared by Linda Evangelista (@lindaevangelista) onMay 5, 2017 at 11:24am PDT

Last week, Lainey wrote about the possibility of Justin Bieber and Hailee Steinfeld. As of right now, they don’t appear to following each other on Instagram. But, if “likes” are any indication, she’s friendly with Hailey Baldwin. In the gossip buffet, I’m choosing option 3 from this post.

 

I can't wait to share this with you... @privegoods launching June 1st.

A post shared by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) onMay 4, 2017 at 7:00pm PDT

Ugh Tara Reid’s house is kind of messy.

 

Back home in LA!

A post shared by Tara Reid (@tarareid) onMay 2, 2017 at 4:42pm PDT

I don’t have the bandwidth to care about Noah Cyrus right now.

 

❤️❤️❤️love ya pops

A post shared by NC (@noahcyrus) onMay 7, 2017 at 11:55pm PDT

Katy and Orlando posted these photos within minutes of each other. Coincidence or conspiracy?

 

mood

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) onMay 7, 2017 at 12:37pm PDT

 

rumi knows 👊🏻👁👁👊🏻#sundays

A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) onMay 7, 2017 at 1:02pm PDT

Mariah had a spa day with her daughter and forget the dog – who gets a facial in full makeup?!

 

Even #chacha gets pampered tonight 🐶

A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) onMay 6, 2017 at 9:40pm PDT

 

Photo credits: Kevin Winter/ Jeff Kravitz/ Matt Winkelmeyer/ Frazer Harrison/ Paul Archuleta/ Getty Images

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