Smutty Social Media, May 9, 2016
“Happy Mother’s Day to all the G moms” and “Boo Boo the Fool” – Taraji cracks me up.
Happy Mother's Day to all the G mom's who hold their kids to a higher standard because you want THE BEST for them! When they get outta pocket only one TING TO DO *in my best Jamaican accent* 😂. and that is CHECK DAT AZZ!!! #correctyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself #amothersloveisunconditional #MommiesHaveThatGodLove IF your mother says "NO" it's because she cares and SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU.......She's been there and done ALL of what you are trying to do. #TrustMOMSno you will thank her later! 😘💪🏾😂😂😂💋💋💋
A photo posted by taraji p henson (@tarajiphenson) onMay 8, 2016 at 2:08pm PDT
People are going nuts because Chrissy Teigen just had a baby and posted this, and usually I will do everything and anything to avoid “post baby body” talk but she’s built her brand on social media – she’s controlling this narrative.
Mother's Day Brunch - low and slow scrambled eggs, chicken and waffles and roasted bacon, oh my!
A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) onMay 8, 2016 at 1:03pm PDT
I have a serious question about celebrity (and other) Mother’s Day posts. When you’re paying tribute to someone else, is it cool to post your own wedding photo? The day you probably look and feel your best and are the center of attention? Is that the best tribute to your mom?
Sold out. Thank you all! Also, you might be wondering, "why Horizons?" Well, I inherited my love for this cause from these two extraordinary Moms: my Mom and my Grandmother. I wouldn't be the woman I am today without their strength, fierce intelligence, and love. I love you, Mimi and Mommy! ❤️
A photo posted by Allison Williams (@aw) onMay 8, 2016 at 8:43am PDT
A bit of Monday randomness: Kathy Griffin and Wayne Gretzky. He’s even wearing one of her t-shirts.
Came 2C my show AND bought a t shirt! #hockey #TheGreatOne @officialgretzky #KATHY #likeabosstour @ESPN
A photo posted by Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) onMay 9, 2016 at 1:08am PDT
If you are going to come for Zendaya, do better than “she looks like a gay man.”
Wait....is this supposed to be an insult cause they slay sooooooo..... https://t.co/bIRIp7o6k9— Zendaya (@Zendaya) May 9, 2016
I stopped watching The Good Wife after Kaliciagate but the series finale reviews have been so divided I’m tempted to power through the last season, just to piss myself off. How the eff you gonna bring back Will and not Kalicia?! See I’m already mad.
Lala and I are in Palm Springs and going to watch @thegoodwife_cbs finale in a few hours. I want to say how amazing it's been to be part of something so clever and dignified and non-judgmental, and to work with such great people in front of the camera and behind. I'll be forever proud of being a part of the show, and Eli will always be just an eyebrow raise away. Bravo! Hooray! A la prochaine!
A photo posted by Alan Cumming (@alancummingsnaps) onMay 8, 2016 at 7:12pm PDT
Does anyone else want Anderson and Andy to get married? Maybe it’s like When Harry Met Sally and they don’t realize they are IN LOVE.
Spent yesterday with @bravoandy planning shows in ##NewOrleans 6/24, #Austin 6/25, #stlouis 10/15. Tickets AC2Live.com
A photo posted by andersoncooper (@andersoncooper) onMay 9, 2016 at 7:29am PDT
Sofia Vergara is in Colombia, but I don’t know if Joe is there. I haven’t seen any photos on her Instagram and he hasn’t posted in a couple of weeks. I know he was sick with an appendicitis in April, but it’s been 7 weeks since they’ve posted together on social media, which for some couples is a long time.
Jugo de Lulo❤️❤️🎉#cartagena
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) onMay 8, 2016 at 9:25am PDT











