Today’s opener was all about Leah Remini and her new book, which she is out promoting on talk shows and signings. Well she posted this on her Instagram a few days ago, and then fellow Scientology defector Paul Haggis posted, in part: “This is another Paul Haggis; I would never be so dumb.” What in the Xenu is going on?

 

A photo posted by Leah Remini (@leahremini) onNov 1, 2015 at 4:06am PST

This is another Paul Haggis; I would never be so dumb. If you go, let me know if he looks like me,… https://t.co/QyOrftgolR— Paul Haggis (@Paul_Haggis) November 1, 2015

Lainey picked her favourite celebrity Halloween costume, and this is my favourite celebrity-endorsed Halloween costume, Lil’ Kim Davis.

 

Best costume of Halloween 2015 goes to... ...Lil Kim Davis. Congratulations, Lil Kim Davis! You are relevant, funny, and perfectly terrifying.

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) onNov 1, 2015 at 8:28am PST

Most meta goes to Deadpool dressed as Deadpool.

 

The beauty of Halloween-- You never know who's under the mask. @vancityreynolds killin it in the most elaborate #Deadpool Halloween costume ever. #squadgoals

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onNov 1, 2015 at 1:50am PST

Best kids-dressed-as-celebrity-adults goes to Britney and Justin (which Britney actually reposted) and Solange on her wedding day.

 

#Repost @monicarosestyle ・・・ #britneyandjustinforever #FBF #AMAs #HappyHalloween 🎃🍬👻 #britneyween

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onOct 31, 2015 at 9:05pm PDT

 

The absolute sweetest ❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by Solange (@saintrecords) onNov 1, 2015 at 7:54am PST

It took me a minute to see what Ellen Pompeo is referring to, but I’ll give you a hint: up and to the left.

 

This is a private family photo that I decided to share because of what appeared in the image...

A photo posted by Ellen Pompeo (@ellenpompeo) onNov 1, 2015 at 9:09am PST

Jenny Slate and Octavia Spencer on a roadtrip – I hope they get a script out of it.

 

And today it is tiny road trip. And forever it is LOVE. @therealoctaviaspencer

A photo posted by Jenny Slate (@jennyslate) onNov 1, 2015 at 9:10am PST

I think Calvin Harris poses harder than Victoria Beckham.

 

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) onNov 1, 2015 at 12:52pm PST

“But seriously how does my f-cking chin look? I will f-cking kill you.” That cracked me up.

 

Thank you @broadly for this wonderful feature, including candid interviews with #worsthusbandever and a special look inside the performance of Dark Sparkler with Yo La Tengo. Love that my sweethearts Alia Shawkat and Beth Henley also appear in this! @derrickbrownpoetry too. Go to broadly.vice.com to watch the whole documentary! #broadly #darksparkler #myfuckinghotchin

A video posted by Amber Tamblyn (@amberrosetamblyn) onOct 30, 2015 at 11:38am PDT

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