Smutty Social Media, Monday September 28, 2015

Vanessa Paradis for Chanel - I would be jealous if I was Amber Heard, too.  

 

Vanessa Paradis #MADEMOISELLEPRIVE

A video posted by CHANEL (@chanelofficial) onSep 28, 2015 at 6:08am PDT

Hollywood’s gender casting box. “Over 40s” get their own drawer, separate from the attractive under 30s.

 

Wow. Doesn't get much clearer than that. A pic from a casting a friend went to. "VICTIM TYPE GIRLS IN THEIR 20's FYI you are a WOMAN when you are in your 20's- assholes. Then we move onto "ATTRACTIVE WOMEN UNDER 30" Weird? I thought they were girls. (Also, how could there possibly be room for women that aren't "attractive" and if you hit 30 than you aren't attractive. Then, we just fucking SKIP 30-40 (because apparently that age range "POOF!" has been wiped from the planet *that is breaking news*) To re-cap- we have girl victims, hot chicks, a non-existent age group (so I guess I'm speaking from the grave) then plain ol' over 40's.... #Repost @whitneymadren ・・・ I hope there are more boxes #thisisthirty #showbiz

A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) onSep 27, 2015 at 10:16pm PDT

Madonna’s pre-show ritual – with Debi Mazar!

 

Battle cry before each show🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻...........TIL WE DIE‼️‼️‼️‼️@jr ❤️#rebelheartour

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) onSep 27, 2015 at 10:12pm PDT

New rule: anytime someone posts a photo of Dave Grohl from Instagram I will share it.

 

Thanks @foofighters for a kick ass Sunday night under the #bloodmoon in #albuquerque! @davegrohlrp A rocker and a gentleman. Quite a combo. 😏 And my wonderful director of #thespacebetweenus #peterchelsom. #funtimes #onlocation 💋

A photo posted by @carlagugino onSep 27, 2015 at 9:44pm PDT

Holy sh-t, Tami Taylor and Jessie Pinkman. (In my Breaking Bad/Friday Night Lights fanfic crossover, Coach and Mrs. Taylor gives Jesse a good talking to and turns his life around.)

 

blood moon + squad goals = moon squad (!?!) 🌝 #grateful #happy #myfriendsarethebestfriends #NewYorkNewYork ⭕️

A photo posted by Sophia Bush (@sophiabush) onSep 27, 2015 at 9:07pm PDT

Happy Birthday to Gooooooppppp.

 

Happy birthday to the approved critic of cool! Love you @gwynethpaltrow and @jennikonner did make a very special cameo with @lenadunham And I but oh......@instagram can we have more time!!!!

A video posted by Tracy Anderson (@tracyandersonmethod) onSep 27, 2015 at 8:58pm PDT

Sam Smith loses his helicopter virginity with Cara.

 

Helicopter Virginity has been taken @caradelevingne ❤️

A photo posted by Sam Smith (@samsmithworld) onSep 27, 2015 at 7:44am PDT

Will the American Idol finale mean anything in this crowded TV landscape? I’d watch if they brought Paula back for a slurry goodbye.

 

hi Jen #idolauditions

A photo posted by Ryan Seacrest (@ryanseacrest) onSep 27, 2015 at 1:35pm PDT